me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

EP7 

💪Shoplifting😫🛍 Protip 💵

Step 1: go to ur local Walmrt

Step 2: go to th sports + outdoors aisle

Step 3: locate the weights

Step 4: pick them all up one by one

Step 5: put them all back (one by one)

Step 6: leave the store

Step 7: never come back

💥CONFIGURATIONS‼️ u have SUCCessfully 💅 shop LIFTED💪💪💪 NEVER STOP THE GRIND BRO 🔥🥇

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

he needs a paint job 

im physically nauseous 

Angery dragon 😠

@pornottgraphy

ohhhh my goodness<333

id never be into vore because what if one day I get into discourse and someone just takes a screenshot of my vore posts and all my arguments are suddenly null

you’re right, they’d eat you alive

fuck you

i never talk to my mutuals i just kinda exist and hope they have psychic abilities and find out i love em via my earthly vibrations

My boyfriend is out of his mind

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this

This is why god created man

2017.3.3