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Drew Carey's Gay Son

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Andy • 26 • ♂ • he/him • gay • trans
Connoisseur of bad taste, meme enthusiast, sweater vest model, cat dad, and professional idiot.
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goldenpinof
ļ̵̡͈̰̾ÿ̷̟́̑i̷̺̇n̸̘̫͕̂ͅģ̷̥͔̠̣̤͊̚ͅ ̷͔͇̞̲̌͊͋͋͑͝m̶̻̲̝̟̣̲̈́̋̈́̆a̷̘͙̘͊̃̍͌̏̃̍͝k̷̮̠͔̯̍͜ͅe̶̢̳̩͖͂͆͊̉̍s̴͉̪̔͌̉̓͐͐̕ ̷̻̜͖̯̥̱̂y̸͚̒̍͒̓͒͂̓̓ǫ̷̥͍̺͖̈́u̴̢̠̘̩̺̺͗͋̈́̓́ ̵̩̟͕̽̌͂̈̿͝g̵̢̦̹̻̿ö̸̞͈̖̬̤͖̘͗̊̀̈́ ̸̗̭̤̮̟̈́̄̀̀̾̌͝t̶̢̖̞͍̣͌̈́́̊̓͠o̸̡̲̥͚̔͝ ̴̢̛̮̘̞̬̜̹̄ḣ̷̢̫̺̩͙͖̂́̈́̈́̽̐ę̶̣̑l̶̲͙̫̻̻͍̖͒̑͗̍̓́͂̕͜l̷̡̰̥͕̬̣̀̈́̈̿ ̸̰͐̌̆̾̃̀̉͜(̸̮̹̪̜̆ͅ0̴̨̘̤̺̃̋̄͘:̸̧̥̟̅̆͗̈́͊̐͘͠ͅ4̵̧̭͙̭͕̬͍̭̀̅̃̾̏̑8̷̛͎͉̥̋̑̀͝͝)̵̢͍͇̭̺͙͕͛̔͝ͅ
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accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

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graverobbrr

haha hey i got you a drink…… *holding large erlenmeyer flask full of ominously glowing green liquid out to you*

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stuckinapril

are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

this is not just "look out the window and sigh" longing. i'm talking you're at the grocery store and you're suddenly hit w a wave of grief bc you don't have it. you don't have whatever it is you ache so badly to have. you go about your everyday life and yet it throbs under your skin moment by moment, almost as though it has a life of its own. that's the kind of longing i mean.

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