Hi.

I am à late 30s queer schizophrenic spoonie sw/tattooer, lately afflicted with chronic homelessness... and i absolutely c a n NOT lose the remaining belongings of mine that i have in that storage unit.. all of my deceased family member's urns are in that storage unit, all but ONE of my instruments are in my storage unit. My entire collection of thousands of tattoo stencils, documenting nearly every single tattoo that I have made in the last 15 years.. these are the few treasures I still have left ..

I have only NOT BEEN HOMELESS for LITERALLY TWO weeks and Ive Already lost literally almost everything I owned ONCE ALREADY*

*(in Jan of 22 my ex wife and I were moving back to Oly from LA when our completely packed uhaul truck was stolen, containing our entire combined life's work and worth of treasured art books, inherited musical instruments, irreplaceable family herirlooms and precious sentimental keepsakes) ..

MY boyfriend and I have both been thru absolutely devastating, FUCKIN SOUL CRUSHING traumatic experiences these last three years... We've survived losing beloved family members, pets, deaths of our parents and murder of my very best friend. we survived both of us getting pneumonia and blood poisoning AT THE SAME TIME .

YALL

SHIT HAS BEEN .. SO FUCKING HARD and idk how but I'm still here.

Please help me, tumblr. Draw me close to your understanding millennial/zoomer bosom and let me rest IF ONLY For a moment, knowing the meager accumulates matwrial sum of my rotten life still belongs to me. Please

I know it's .. not a massive fortune, the 232 or whatever I owe for my storage, but if you can spare even a BIT to help me.. I can't.. I just.

I have pixx and content you can buy, I can also offer excellent machine-free tattoo work to anyone local to the greater Seattle metro area. I can also read your tarot cards or draw your natal astrological chart... I am desperate and willing to exchange labor if various and sundry varieties..

Help me, almighty internet, help me

VENMO @ghost-mafia

PAYPAL @HANNAHSATAN or beatricebelialbiggart@gmail.com

MY BOYFRIEND CASH APP $chetstarr360

Please help my lovely friend if you can. They are a good person who seriously has not deserved a fraction of the insane crap they have been through.

Who wants to enact a Christmas miracle

And send me $20? Venmo/cashapp $theneedlewitch

HI EVERYONE! It's that time of year again, when some of us have to go home to our shitty ass transphobic families! This is NEVER a fun situation, and additionally, some of us may have trouble navigating these interactions alone! This is why I am taking it upon myself to offer the following service:

I AM OFFERING MY SERVICES AS A HIRED GF/DATE FRIEND/LOVE INTEREST FOR THE HOLIDAYS! My rates are $50 by day, and an additional $50 for overnights! SUPER REASONABLE!

Do you need to offend/retaliate against/protect yourself from potentially transphobic relatives? BRING ME TO YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS!

I am charming, witty, college educated, polite and attractive, successful despite the odds, and good at making harmless, meaningless small talk! I will charm even your coldest of bigoted relatives! I am clean, tidy, have EXCELLENT STYLE, and impeccable taste! I smell nice, am versed in MANY subjects of conversation- from art, to art history, to soft politics to -YES- EVEN SPORTS! Do your family eat meat?! GUESS WHAT?! I'm vegetarian! Hahaha!!

AMD AT THAT CRUCIAL MOMENT, WHEN UR AUNTIE KAREN MISGENDERS YOU- I will become the most terrifying bulldog motherfucking DEFENDER you have ever seen IN YOUR LIFE.

NOT ONLY WILL I FIERCELY correct your transphobic auntie Karen, I WILL ALSO calmly and dilligently explain to her why pronouns are important to begin with, wether they want to hear it or NOT!.

Using the Socratic method of exploring attitudinal beliefs, I will slowly break your bigoted relatives down until they reveal themselves to be the trash that they are, thus giving you a final and legitimate excuse to BREAK UP WITH YOUR ABUSIVE FAMILY ONCE AND FOR ALL!

I am an IDEAL date-friend for hire, because I will make your family mad just by being there! I am an financially successful millenial (tattoo artist), heavily tattooed (face tattoos included!) anarcho-communist with a background in grassroots organizing and a penchant for making people who aren't as articulate as me SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Not to mention, I am well versed at explaining what the differences between Marxism, communism and socialism are to people who don't understand the difference! I also am great at arguing while remaining calm and composed.

If you're looking for an excuse to get back at your evil family, or an excuse to break up with they abusive asses once and for all, IM YOUR DOODLE!

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

ven diagram ideas: one circle says gays. one circle catholics. in the middle it says “sexual guilt and dramatic aesthetics”

@the-transfeminine-mystique

Gen z culture is wanting so badly to start a witch anarchist commune but you are like 16 and you just know you’re gonna be poor when grow up

Please show this babe I drew some love 🖤💚

Both of “The Hannibal Minute” bits from Season 1 Episode 5 of The Eric Andre Show

Ten Theses on Monsters and Monstrosity (VII), Allen Weiss (via elucipher)

Heart Of Hawthorne Recipe

This is a great tonic recipe. It supports heart muscle tone, circulation, and digestion. Hawthorne particularly works best over a long period of time, sometimes 3-6 months. So maybe don’t make this every day, but once every week or so. If you have low blood pressure, are on heart medication, or facing other serious heart health issues this is probably not the right medicine for you.

So here you go!

Take a jar and fill it half way with:

Hawthrone Berries, Rose Hips, Burdock Root,  optional: nettle root

At least half of the mix should be Hawthorne berries, The next largest portation should be rose hips, and then burdock and cardamon to taste. Cardamon is a strong flavor so be careful how much you put in.

Put mix in a pot and cover with cold water, 6 jars full. Just use the same jar to keep your proportions rightish. This is a decoction, so most of this relative. Since this calls for roots and berries the key is a long cook time.

So turn your burner up and bring pot to a boil. Keep it bubbling and boiling  for 10-20 minutes. Lower to a simmer for 20-40 minutes. Turn the stove off, put a lid on the pot and let the potion sit till its coolish. Strain out the herbs and drink as you will, though tits better warm.

Hawthrone berries are associated with the Sun (heart) and Mars (blood and circulation) so if you want to get witchy make this brew on a Sunday or Tuesday for extra potency.

If you want to stay up to date with my herbal work like my facebook page here:

https://www.facebook.com/13thAsterHealingArts/

Here’s the recipe for those that tried my plant juice at the meeting!

@goblinflower We should make this together!

What to do if witchcraft suddenly gets way too intense

1. FINISH WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

► DO NOT walk away from an uncompleted ritual

► DO NOT walk away in the middle of a spell

Grab your notes and close everything down. Dismiss any spirits or entities you are working with. Close down the circle. End the ritual. Diffuse the energy of the spell and close it down. If you were enchanting an item, announce over it that it is closed and nothing more may come in or out.

Spells and rituals are little portals of power; if you leave one open without closing it, all sorts of things could get screwy and come through.

2. End any spooky/witchy atmosphere immediately.

3. Don’t destroy the items/notes you will need later.

Trust me, do not throw away the spell you wrote or the objects you were working on. If things go wrong in the future you will need these to fix the problem.

► Immediately write down exactly what happened. Write down every deviation from the spell that you did. Write down exactly what you said and saw during any visualizations. Write down exactly when things started to get freaky.

► If you were enchanting an item, keep it in a black bag filled with salt until you are ready to deal with it.

4. Cleanse.

Use an energy cannonball to purify the space you were working in. Burn rosemary and bay leaves to fumigate the area, or spritz a premade water solution if you can’t have smoke. Pay special attention to all ritual tools.

If you feel the need to, cleanse yourself by visualizing the power of the smoke enveloping you and driving away any bad vibes; or take a shower if you really feel something has gone wrong.

5. Get out of the area you were working in.

Go to another room. Leave the house if possible. Seek the company of others or turn on the television if you are alone.

6. Do mundane things for a while.

Eat a nice meal. Drink a big glass of water. Go for a jog. Do some chores. Put anything magical totally out of your head. Absolutely do not focus on how weird things just got.

7. When you are ready, return to the area you were working in.

Relax yourself and judge the energies within the room. Are things still ‘creepy’? A heavy-duty cleansing is in order. Do you feel as if someone else is there? Open a window and command it to leave - if it does not, more fumigation or a banishing is required.

Judge your ritual tools and determine if they will need additional cleansing. If you were working on an object, determine if it has been corrupted or if anything is wrong with it. If so, put it back in the salt and deal with it as soon as you can.

8. Take a break from witchcraft for a couple of days.

9. Figure out what went wrong.

Fear is never a good thing. There is a difference between embracing the darkness and being afraid.

► Fear can be caused if an entity showed up you were unprepared to deal with.

► Fear can be caused if your intuition (or perhaps a spirit ally) was warning you that what you were about to do was a really bad idea.

► Fear can be caused if you tap in to powers that overwhelm you.

You need to figure out what went wrong. It isn’t a situation where you can say “oh well” and try something else later - because you screwed up, and next time you may not get an adequate warning before things go to hell.

this can be very good for those of you dealing with anxiety or paranoia!!

This is really helpful, and take every word to heart. Fear is never good, and if you feel it while practicing, that’s a good sign that something is going or about to go wrong. 

Most importantly if YOU feel that something isn’t right with the working do NOT let anyone try to talk you out of it or tell you that your feelings are wrong. I went to an open ritual once and got a bad feeling about what was being done and rather than leave I let a friend convince me to stay. Things went downhill after that until I had stripped down everything magical in my home and cleansed myself.

This is great advice, and based on my 9 years experience with these sorts of things, it is accurate. Though I would recommend also doing a banishing ritual in this kind of situation, such as the Runic Circle, Sphere of Hekas, or Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.

Smudging your space without Smoke

1.)  CLEANSING AIR SPRAY

   2.) STEAM CLEANSING AND FLOOR WASH

 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ OPTION ONE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~

Boil water, And Add herbs that work with the intention of your cleanse.

(Research different herbs, Mix and Match to make YOUR Perfect blend)

Boil all of of your herbs together, Until you get a rich, Dark Color. Use this time to “add” Your intentions and energy’s into your mixture. Make your magic Happen! Take the pot and “Smudge” with the steam. All nooks, All cranny’s, All corners, All Rooms.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Now here is your “Second Option“  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

ONCE THE MIXTURE HAS REACHED ROOM TEMPERATURE use your decoction as a Floor Wash. You can add any detergents, Or Fragrances at this time

Clean all your floors, Base boards, Window Sills, What ever feels right, Although I would always start with the Floor.

(You may want to dilute in clean water, As some herbal mixes can stain)

This gives your Home Cleansing some extra OOMPH

You can dispose of your mixture Naturally, Outside, Or down the drain, Its up to you. This is an eco friendly solution.

Forging the body of the Witch //  Peter Grey (via thistletongue)

Please join or share my UBOOP Universal Basic Income project. 

UBOOP is Universal Basic Observable Oneness Project. I hope to show how Universal Basic Income can change the lives of the most disadvantaged in concrete ways. 

As a subscriber you would be helping a schizoaffective latinx trans woman get off the streets. Me. You would also be getting access to all kinds of artistic content at the same time. 

p>Exhibit A: two trans women are accused of ‘grooming’ someone
 Exhibit B:the person is asked about it and responds in detail.

some Names censored out of respect to how traumatizing this has been. Im not censoring any one elses names in any receipts i use. I owe Eula and her friends nothing. They would never do the same for me, and have made this entire mass of lies and slander as horribly public as possible while bullying me into not using screenshots. And imsick of it.

im dead inside. I will probably never feel safe in radical scenes ever again . But at least I can finally try to shut down this stupid petty gossip that passes itself off as ‘radical’

Stop spreading lies.

“Just kids being kids”