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Happy Mother Earth Day...

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

reminds me of this fucking gem at my city's burrito place

me passing this like okay, so the men's bathroom will say hola chico? no

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

I have a duck just like that!

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[Texto en blanco sobre fondo negro, todo en mayúsculas y sin puntuación: Buenos días. Me cago en Dios. Episodio: 7. Lunes otra vez]

supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

exhibit a: season 7 is about a guy named dick whose evil plot is to make corn syrup. his weakness is laundry detergent and a Very Specific Bone. this somehow manages to be a a poignant criticism of american consumerism with a sub-plot of the most tragic yet beautiful romance you've ever heard.

exhibit b: season 15 is about seizing control of your narrative, ending the cycle your absent father began, and learning to tell the people you love how you feel before it's too late. what actually happens is they shoot god with a gun then kill every single character. unparalleled media experience

tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day