Good effort. He may fly off though.
The Lion King (2019)
he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen
Proud mom Jody Mills
I actually have so much love for dogs
I wish that oreo cookies was my asshole
I wish your laptop was actually a Bible and your room was actually a confessional booth
Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am
me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
me: i hate country music
carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-
me:
me: i hate country music
dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene
me:
me: i hate country music
Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!
me:
Now you’re gonna go in there. Yeah! Look like a million bucks! Yeah! And you’re gonna slay em’ dead.
There are more Galaxies in space than grains of sand on earth, but there are more atoms in one grain of sand than galaxies in space. / cr