Sherlock Holmes

Franz Kafka (via quotemadness)

before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.

but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.

every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.

The people who take 0,3 seconds to go from deep sleep to full consciousness are capable of handling every single other challenge that the world can offer, except having patience for the people who can’t.

If your father was from the UK, your Mother was from Colombia, and you were born in Vancouver, you’d be a British-Colombian British Columbian.

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

NO. NO. NO. THIS ISNT HAPPENING

by talos

We were together. I forget the rest.

source: annalaura_art

I just can’t understand the kind of person that is fine with this amount of advertising in their lives.

I literally do anything I can to reduce the amount of ads I see. I have adblocker plus, if a podcast I like offers ad free eps via Patreon or something I get it. I refuse to watch TV or listen to the radio if I can help it.

*sees incomprehensible post from mutuals* love what youre doing with the place dude

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

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