do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

We can’t have anything in this fucking world

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

 Butterfly gown by Chung Tranh Phong

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

The facts for March 10, 2023

@kateanthonyweek Kate Sharma Appreciation Week | day 3: “Newton is an excellent judge of character”

Guess what's on Anthony's mind in the last picture 😜

anthony: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

kate: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

When Colin has to visit his mother-in-law

Transformers, Eli McMullen

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

VICTORY