when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

LMFAO 😂

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

now that’s something that would be worth watching

"Daniel could be Snape"

I’m actually 1100% behind this

I get a lot of questions about hair color. People are very into talking about hair.

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

For this night and all the nights to come.

my tumblr pet peeves:

This is beautiful

(x)

Robin Thicke: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

When commercials try to be “hip”