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When Rick Astley dies this site is going to be absolute hell.

Maybe the reason there’s still no robot uprising because they couldn’t get past the captcha.

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficial.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

@kkat97

Cortana is just that fucking Paperclip all over again.

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like 

I think this tweet pretty much sums it up

The full article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-voter-lost-home-treasury-secretary-43923824

More Trump supporters regretting their life decisions: https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

Iceland, 05/2014

by Buttersafe

Observer by QuantumGLaDOS

It’s weird how “Fact-checking” and “News” are treated like two separate concepts nowadays.

Why is there no theme park named ‘Super Mario World’??

Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat.