Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house
cute puppy what breed is he
sideways
this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug
holy shit
King
This website swears up and down that women shouldn’t settle for mediocre men right up until Bobby hill gets involved
Dont you ever call Bobby mediocre ever again I stg
that part of the first pokemon movie when mew is in a bubble underwater. we will never understand that level of peace
My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed
you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out
Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men
What the everloving fuck
This happened to me a BUNCH after I got married to a man. I’d be like ‘oh, x actress is so cute’ and everyone would be like “but you’re married to a guy, I thought you were straight now?”
Fuckin’ no???
im going through my skyrim screenshot folder
Who names their character Susan
I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.
As you do
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
A handsome man
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!
$50 in a silver money clip thrown by a child who immediately fled in the opposite direction
Street smarts
Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself
I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997
I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.