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@jennlyons / jennlyons.tumblr.com

A tumblr for sharing my work and rambling about things I like. Author of fantasy and science fiction works.
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Baby's First Youtube Video

I've made a youtube video. Also, some info on my new Patreon...

Okay, I suppose I shouldn’t be calling myself ‘baby’ at my age, but this IS my very first youtube video. Lookie!So why am I doing this? Well, for one because I have all those opinions and because two, and more importantly, because I need to draw attention to my Patreon.Yes, I am starting a Patreon. I put it off for as long as humanly possibly, mostly out of a misplaced sense of pride. You know,…

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A New Woe

My spoiler-filled review of the new Netflix TV series, why it's a subversive departure from the normal Addams Family tropes, and why I think that's a good thing. Did I mention the spoilers?

or, How Netflix’s Wednesday isn’t like the other Addams Family stories. Preface: I ADORE the Addams family. I always have. Even as a child, I loved the Addams family (and spurned the Munsters). And I was still a teenager when I discovered the darkly morbid comics of Charles Addams, the cartoonist who created the characters who would eventually bear his name. (Fun fact: the original cartoon…

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Baby Steps

Part 2 of my series on writing a book with Agile.

(Or, creating a book using Agile, part 2) So I meant to get this out at the beginning of the sprint… Instead, I’m coming in at the end. That’s fine. Mostly. Wait, do you know what I mean by sprint? Some of you will, but for the others… In Agile, work is typically grouped into what’s called a ‘sprint.’ Now you may be familiar with the term ‘sprint’ as a short Pomodoro-esque writing session,…

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Read for Pixels Charity Event 2022 - Hey, Wanna Do Some Early Christmas Shopping?

Am I asking you for money? Yes. Is it for me? No. In fact, this is the sort of "please donate to charity" that can net you some really cool stuff. Especially if you're a writer.

Earlier this year, I was asked to take part in the Read for Pixels fundraiser, which benefits The Pixel Project. The name “The Pixel Project” might make you inclined to think it’s about video games, but no. The Pixel Project is a non-profit organization dedicated to stopping violence against women. I am rather automatically predisposed toward the cause: mostly because I’ve been the victim of…

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The Importance of Checking Boxes

Part 1 in my ramblings on Agile, project management, ADHD, and starting a new novel.

(Or: How I start a novel, Agile-style.) So as I am hitting the ‘send’ button on sending two manuscripts off to my agent, I am naturally planning my next book. As one does. And I thought it might be interesting, if not helpful, to go over what I do and why. Because at heart, I will always be a project manager. I have to do this because I have ADHD. However, long before I was diagnosed with…

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WorldCon Schedule

Yes, I’ll be in Dublin in just over a week!
So a few quick notes about when and where you can expect to find me:

Introduction to grimdark

Format: Panel
16 Aug 2019, Friday 18:00 – 18:50, Wicklow Hall-1 (CCD)
Grimdark is a fantasy subgenre defined, amongst other things, by its cynical outlook and flawed protagonists. The term was originally pejorative, stemming from the Warhammer…
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The Tantalizing Promise of Hollywood

One of the things I’ve learned about the publishing process is that very often you cannot talk about your triumphs until months or even years later. Contracts might be signed, but announcements happen on a strict schedule. This business moves slowly…right up until it doesn’t.
Or, to put this more bluntly: The Ruin of Kings has been optioned to become a TV series.
But…what does that mean,…
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The Best School

Last year this article started making the rounds on facebook and social media. Various other sources have picked it up because…well go on, read it. It’s amazing, isn’t it? The core idea is like Lord of the Flies with knowledge instead of blood as the punchline. They took one thousand tablet PCs, still in boxes, dropped them off at two villages, and left. No instructions. No lesson plans.
T…
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The Right Way to Begin

I’m not usually one for affirmations, but this. Every time I doubt myself: this.
I’ve finished the first draft of Blood Chimera. Once I’m finished with the first draft proofing and removing of all that passive voice (god oh god, why is it so damn easy for me to write in passive voice?) I’ll send the manuscript out for beta reading and, hopefully, walk away from it for a while. While people…
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SFWA blows up...again.

For the last year, pretty much coinciding with my determination to make this writing thing really happen, the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America has been embroiled with multiple strings of ugly controversies involving sexism, racism and the unfortunate growing pains of a changing marketplace and industry. Full disclosure: currently, I can’t join SFWA. I am an outsider, and I’ve never…
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La Mort des'Femmes

Okay, so let’s talk about “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” the new Guy Ritchie movie. (Hint: That means there are spoilers below.) First, you should know that I am a bit of a King Arthur nerd. Not so much that I have a degree in it or anything, but enough that one of my most cherished possessions is a several hundred year old copy of Le Mort d’Arthur. King Arthur references (some subtle, some…
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Everything Changes

While this won’t be much of a surprised to the more experience, time moves slowly in the publishing world.
Right up until time moves fast.
And that was last month. A few weeks ago I signed with an agent, and I assumed–given the time it’s taken to get to this point, the yearsof work–that it would probably be months before I had any real news, that it would be a slow but steady knocking on doors as…
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Mirror, Mirror

So I turned myself to face me But I’ve never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I’m much too fast to take that test.
-Changes, David Bowie
Now that I’ve talked about how you shouldn’t try to make everyone happy, let’s talk for a minute about criticism. Now, I don’t mean reviews, although certainly reviews may contain criticism. Usually reviews are just critical, which isn’t the…
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“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. ” Dorothy Parker

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there are only two genders:

  1. Streetwise cop with 20 years on the force
  2. loose cannon rookie straight out of the academy who doesn’t play by the rules

if you disagree you need to turn in your badge

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cumaeansibyl

this is long-suffering and exasperated captain erasure

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profeminist

U.S. readers, register to vote here.

I’m sorry if I spam you guys with this, but if you guys are voting age, there is change to be done chop chop I’m voting on Venus where there will be elections in may.

Hi, did you know there was an election in Kansas two days ago? That’s what this post is talking about.

And the Georgia election is next week? 

Losing all our rights isn’t funny or cute. Because of run-offs, impeachments, etc., elections can happen every single year. This year Trump is electing staff and cabinet to the White House who are leaving their local offices and needing replacement.

The Dems lost a deep-red district on Tuesday by a THIN margin. If more people had been aware of the vote in Kansas and acted, it could have been an upset. Ridiculing “get out the vote” messages is NOT HELPING ANYONE EXCEPT THE GOP, please stop!

Register to vote if you’re not registered. The people who say, “I’ll do it before the next election” end up missing the deadlines and missing out. Be AHEAD of the game, not behind it.

Non-ironic: U.S. readers, register to vote here.

April 18,2017 - Georgia Special Election 6th Congressional District

Voter Registration deadline - By Mail: Registration Return by Mail by 5 PM - March 20,2017 Early Voting begins: Advance Voting starts - March 27,2017 Absentee Ballot Request deadline - By Mail: Last day to mail or issue absentee ballots for April Special Election Runoff.April 14,2017 Early Voting ends: Advance Voting ends - April 14,2017 Saturday voting: Saturday Voting - April 18,2017 Absentee Ballot return deadline : Ballot Return by 5 PM - April 18,2017

UPCOMING ELECTIONS JUST IN GEORGIA

cleo4u2

YO GEORGIA

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jennlyons

It's TOMORROW. Let's do this! (if you live in the right distrct -- I'm not encouraging voter fraud)

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unpretty

FAVORITE THINGS: victor von doom doing a mental risk/reward analysis like “you know what? when this girl was fourteen she covered me in squirrels. have i rodent-proofed my shit since then? yes. am i in the mood to get covered in fucking squirrels again? literally never. god knows what new powers she’s found since puberty. let the little devil-imp take the goddamn time machine. fuck it. who cares. she’ll probably just end up using it to go back in time and tell herself to never come here. that’s how 90% of all time travel ends. another 5% ends with me as undisputed ruler of the entire earth. i’m not even giving her the good time machine. it’s the janky one. joke’s on her, the a/c doesn’t even work and the tapedeck is broken. doom, as ever, is the real winner here.”

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