shrise help me i locked myself in the minivan again i need you to get the slim jim and come over to the junes parking lot please its really hot out
Goddammit, mom… I want to perform a striptease but nooo; you had to get yourself locked in the minivan again and I have to be the one to bail you out of this situation.
I’m getting the slim jim and heading to Junes right now.
god damn it you can strip anytime thats your whole thing
honey please the car temp is bumping up to the hundreds and the side compartment is all out of twizzlers