I want shit

#[I imagine Envy /not/ minding their weight and catapulting Greed into a wall XD deliberately or not]#empathyfeigned

Cautiously they walked over to the couch and eased themself down so that their DECEPTIVE weight did not result in any damage. What a way to tip over a boat that hadn’t really been rocked quite yet. They’ll probably think on this for a few WEEKS and then fall back into old habits that died a LOT harder than others.

“ It’s not that bad if you steal an important face. “

It felt weird sitting next to the family runaway; not wrong but different. With a great many YEARS having passed, Greed was arguably the one sibling out of the bunch that has probably GROWN the most. The others, Envy especially, haven’t changed all that much. They dared not reach ACROSS Greed to take their glass, didn’t want to get that close.

“ And it’s not as hot as Ishval, believe me. “

Ah yes, Ishval. Greed had never been, and he doubted there was anything left of interest following the civil war. Plus sightseeing the ruins might just be a tad inconsiderate to the survivors.

He noticed Envy didn’t touch the drink they’d asked for, so he leaned over and grabbed it for them.

“Go on, it ain’t poisoned. Lotta good that’d do me.”

He nestled himself against the back of the couch once more.

“So, I take it you’re not gonna try ‘n drag me back to Central. I’d advice against it. You plan on leavin’ empty-handed?”

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#[I'm so happy I can rp a semi-friendly relationship with Envy *sobs*]#empathyfeigned

“ I’m not dead weight… “

They whispered, looking down at their hands and then to Greed. Their contributions surely meant that they were VALUABLE to Father. Certainly they’d be allowed to enjoy the fruits of their labor once everything meets its conclusion. Come to think of it, NOTHING had been said about what would happen to the Homunculi at the end of the road. The future was uncertain and Envy’s not thought much about it outside of their own fabrications. The stupid HUMANS stood no chance, right? Homunculi would rule Amestris, perhaps even the world.

“ I… Okay. “

Shutdown again. Were they losing their touch? The others would LAUGH at them for being so weak. A Sin that boasted they were the strongest, the most clever, sharing a drink with the runaway of the family. How SAD is that?

Another snap of his fingers and the same woman from before appeared to fill his glass, but Greed shook his head and pointed at Envy. “Not me; for my dear sibling over here.”

She looked a tad confused as Mr Greed had never spoken fondly of his family, but obeyed regardless. She left another full glass next to Greed’s, left, and her boss patted the empty cushion next to him.

“Feel free to sit down. You got a long trip behind ya, and it’s hot as balls out here compared to Central.” Personally, he was used to it.

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#[lookit Greed trying to be nice in his own way]#empathyfeigned

All Greed was doing was pissing Envy off because he was right. The delusion that the fourth Sin was in CONTROL wouldn’t last forever no matter how many times they repeated it in their head. Humans were regarded as material resources, weak, things that Envy was they, themself, are not. That was the MANTRA, the belief system established from day one. Lately it has become EASY to get under their skin, make them irrationally angry with regards to that specific topic.

They’re plans haven’t been going well. They feared retaliation.

“ What makes you think he will? I’ve not done anything to… “

There it is again. They’ve done nothing to warrant punishment from Father. Envy has done everything they were told, they OBEYED their orders like a good little puppet. For once in their live, they were speechless and couldn’t come up with a PROPER retort. Envy bites their lower lip, staring at Greed without knowing what to do.

How the hell did this happen? It’s fucking Greed.

Finally, they showed a hint of the fear they’d been so desperate to hide; the fear that Greed was right, and that Envy was no less inferior than the humans they forced themself to look down upon. After all, if they didn’t have that, they had nothing. And Greed shuddered at the thought of having nothing.

For the first time, he flashed a smile that bordered on friendly.

“Doesn’t matter, does it? Now matter how useful, once you’ve played your part, there’s no need to keep you around. So he won’t. People don’t much care for dead weight.”

The mild sympathy Greed felt for his sibling as the realization sank in was further evidenced when he contradicted his earlier statement, refusing Envy service.

“Want somethin’ to drink?”

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#[I hope the phrase 'calm your tits' isn't offensive - if so please do tell me and I'll change it]#[Greed's only saying it because he's annoyed with Envy's shouting XD]#empathyfeigned

Pawn.

That word kept coming back. Spoken through Envy’s own mouth or USED by someone else. Just because it fit their life well, doesn’t mean they were going to accept it. For them, it was a vicious cycle of denial FUELED by their overwhelming sense of jealousy, as is their namesake and personification. There wasn’t anything that could sate it, well, nothing Envy would ADMIT to themself, let alone someone else.

“ I am a Homunculus! Humans are the pawns, not me! “

Envy the Jealous was most definitely NOT content. It’s why they acted out so much and killed when there really want a need. Whatever it took to get their mind off of their PREDICAMENT and lack of true freedom. If things had been different, the Sin might not be as… terrible as they are now. Probably not by much though.

Greed plugged his pinkie into his ear with an exasperated sigh.

“Will you calm your tits for just ten damn seconds? If you wanna prove you’re better than humans, I suggest you start by engagin’ in civilized conversation.”

This was why he hated talking to Envy, but he didn’t say that out loud. He sighed and leaned back. “Anyway. It doesn’t really matter in the end. We ain’t so different from humans, no matter what Pops likes to whisper in your ear. We each represent a sin that’s present in all humans, after all. That’s why his goal to become God or whatever is a pile of bullshit, and I suggest you stop wastin’ time on his delusions. Knowin’ him, you might even regret stickin’ around. After all, what use are his beloved kids when his task is complete?”

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soldierunderfire‌:

“Somebody come spar with me and kick my ass until Armstrong is jealous of my abs.”

“You rang?”

#[seriously though Greed would gladly spar with Maria if she wanted to get phsyically stronger]#soldierunderfire

Anonymous asked:

Hey, there! Do you write with OCs? Do you like to plot longer threads or just short stuff? Hope you're having a great day!

[Thank you, you too!]

#ask #anon #Anonymous

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“ I’ve never had to. The quicker Father’s finished, the quicker it will be that we’ll have the run of the place. “

But what if Father no longer had a use for them? There was always that POSSIBILITY considering how each Sin was cast off like shed skin. Being told they’re SUPERIOR doesn’t cloud the fact they were born because Father needed pawns. That’s another reason they HATED Greed. He knew which buttons to push that riled up Envy. Purple hues are averted completely, they REFUSE to maintain eye contact. Their brother has struck a nerve.

“ If I wasn’t satisfied with what I have now, I would have left already. “

What a HUGE lie that was.

Greed’s smirk finally fell from his face. He studied Envy with a surprisingly serious expression and, after a moment of silence, put away his half-empty glass.

“Then why do you look so conflicted? That ain’t the expression of someone who’s perfectly content just bein’ a pawn.”

#empathyfeigned

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Normally he would refuse since Daichi didn’t want to be a burden but again he knew this was not a normal situation. Getting on the back his thin arms and legs wrapped to him and nestle into the fur of the vest

“I will try not to, I promise. Is it far from here? “

Greed hooked his hands under his thighs and began a calm stroll home. He could easily hop from roof to roof and be there within a minute, but held back on account of Daichi’s condition.

“‘Bout ten minutes. Just relax, ‘kay?”

He said nothing for a moment, then spoke up again: “Hey, y’know that time when you put me to sleep along with that dog? I got some real nice dreams from that. Can recall ‘em vividly, too. I say job well done~”

#princeofsleep

#[thank you so much :D I'm sorry Greed's such a distrusting poophead]#ask #blazingemt #Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

[blazingemt] 🌡 because Raymond doesn’t realize he’s a homunculus

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

“What the f--?”

“Get off me! What the hell do you think you’re doin’?!”

#[oops word broken]#blazingemt #ask #Anonymous

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[blazingemt] “We just start over on a new page.” His answer was simple as he began picking the board up. “My name is Raymond, I was a field medic during ishval. Currently I’m in Southern Command as a medic again. Not much happens. So I’m looking to do something else.”

Greed twitched. Ray may not be a soldier, but he was still affiliated with the military. And Greed didn’t like the military.

“So you’d rather join my band instead? You realize that’s awfully suspicious comin’ from someone with the military, right? I did catch you checkin’ out our stuff.”

#[rood Maria]#ask #soldierunderfire

soldierunderfire asked:

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

“All I said was that I get lonely when Kimbley’s havin’ one of his hibernations.”

#[thank you Darcy I love yoooou ;___;]#ask #soldierunderfire

soldierunderfire asked:

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

Greed bit her finger as gently as he possibly could, since his shark-like teeth drew blood at the slightest intrusion.

#ask #blazingemt #Anonymous

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[blazingemt] “if I win, we start off on a new page.” Raymond’s terms were simple enough. “Forget about the little incident that started.” He shrugged his shoulders as he picked the dice up and gave them a roll. A five. Moving his token to its indicated spot, he landed on one of the railroads. “I’m buying it. 250.” With that being said, the medic pulled the amount out of his pile of money. “Your turn.”

Greed started playing with a fair amount of confidence, but that confidence gradually wavered until his loss was set in stone. His eyes were full of disbelief and only barely contained his anger. Ray had told him to forget about their first meeting, but that was no easy feat. Greed still had no idea what he even wanted from him, and even if his intentions were without malice, the guy was acting overly familiar in a way that made his teeth clench.

... however, no one could claim Greed was not a man of his word.

“... fine. You win. Now what do you want from me?”

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