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Nonsensical Psychobabble

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/ Rachel / 26 / Ohio / / Cancer / ISFJ / / Asexual / Phlegmatic / - Artist, writer, and slave to retail; dry-humored, down-to-earth, and delightfully droll. - MY OTHER BLOGS - Rachel's Repository My art blog!
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I just saw this on Reddit today and I wanted to share it here.

When you’re a parent, you have to realize that the child you brought into this world is going to be their own person and you’ll have to start getting into things you may not understand and have ZERO interest in.

However, you damn well better act like you are.

I can still remember the feeling as a kid getting Pokemon Red and it being something I loved so much, so I wanted to share that with my mom. I wanted to show her my team, tell her about the gym leaders I took down, and she just took a glance at the Game Boy color and went “mmhhhmm”.

She gave zero shits when I beat Banjo-Kazooie, a game which was INCREDIBLY hard for grade school me and you can make me have war flashbacks if you so much as say “Rusty Bucket Bay”.

My town in Animal Crossing? Catching rare fish? Who cares?

I liked a cartoon series so much that I wrote little stories about it? “No, I don’t want to read it.”

This type of stuff matters to kids so damn much and she’ll never realize how much it hurt our relationship. It might not seem like a big deal she never sat down and watched me play something like Luigi’s Mansion, but that’s how kids try and bond with their parents.

After constantly being shot down they’ll eventually stop talking to you entirely. 

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ryanphantom

this is so fucking important

there was no big joke leading up to this or anything

this is how you do it

*sigh*  Tumblr…do you have to get your vile snowflake slime all over everything I enjoy?  Go back to gushing over Steven Universe.

Today’s Nefarious Asexual Scheme:

1. Appear on TV show

2. Coat everything you love in foul asexual protoplasm, thus preventing you from enjoying it

3. Destroy joy everywhere

If having one asexual on a tv show ruined it for you 

I don’t think it is the asexual people who are the snowflakes

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karnalesbian

*bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*

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powerburial

all their bagels are undercooked

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dirtbaby2016

all the bagels are undercooked but there a community of people who live outside the store who will finish cooking it for you and also give your bagel boobs

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