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Binder Giveaways #75-#77: A chariot’s charge into 2019

It’s a new year, shapeshifters. We’re hip-deep in bright, crunchy snow up here, the moon is full and red, and a dozen things just went wrong. That’s okay! We’re picking ourselves up, envisioning life getting better, working to fix what we can, and holding a giveaway. 

The three winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters crop top binder. (That’s your choice of these.) As always, shipping is free too!

Thank you so much, friends, for sticking with us and lifting us up. Thank you for staying in touch, for connecting with us on other platforms, for spreading the word the old-fashioned way. Thank you always.

Enter here.

The fine print:

*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to

flippy shot!

MISSION STATUS: SICK

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

monster factory ↬ pam, who death forgot

SO APPARENTLY BOTW HAS A VERY ACTIVE MODDING COMMUNITY

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

“I just finished medical school.  Now I’m heading to residency, which is supposed to be even tougher.  I’ve been working sixteen-hour days.  Then I’m expected to study every night when I get home.  Some of my classmates only sleep three hours per night.  I tried that for a few months during my surgery rotation, but I ended up getting really depressed.  I felt completely depersonalized.  Everything seemed like a dream.  To make matters worse, a lot of the instructors are jerks.  I think they went through hell when they were students, so they feel like they should put us through hell.  On the first day of rotations, my attending physician told me: ‘I’m an asshole, but I’ll make you a better doctor.’  He made fun of me in front of other students.  He put me down in front of patients.  He’d threaten to kick me out every day.  I guess they’re trying to weed people out and make strong doctors.  But they’re just traumatizing people.  They’re making us apathetic.  I got into medicine because I really wanted to make a difference in people’s lives.  But after going through hell, I just don’t care anymore.”

Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

Halves

My group was creating a name for their guild.

Bard: We have decided on the name “The Half Covenant”.

DM: … Any reason why you went with that? Just curious.”

Bard: “Because we’re all halves. I’m a halfling.”

Ranger: “Half elf.”

Barbarian: “And I’m a half orc.”

Dm: *Turns to the human rogue* “What half are you?”

Rogue: “Competent.”

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