It's only forever, not long at all...

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

men who only ever talk to me when they’re horny are so boring

Yeah, let’s talk about the weather, or your cunt opinions on politics and media.

Poor stupid bitch forgets she doesn’t have value if she’s not pleasing cocks.

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

Pick up lines gone wrong…

Queen

she said, yeah about it >:)

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

a lot of the time it’s more enjoyable to watch something that’s a bit campy a bit gauche a bit cringey a bit low budget where you can tell that the people who made it are passionate about it and enjoying themselves and connecting to the characters than watching something that’s high budget and ultra-professional but ultimately soulless because it’s pursuing perfectionism over heart and warmth

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

Support Megan Fox 2kForever

Gonna keep my eyes open and buy every. one. of these.

hey, congratulations. you follow all the right people. supernatural ended season 15 in March and it has been on netflix for weeks and you had no clue

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

It really is the simple things.

That was a wild ride.

@sculptingsuccess

@blacklace-and-textbooks

Omgggg that’s great. @mothman-flaptual

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.