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Freaking superb you funky little death omen.

ya know @peanutbuttergamer , i feel you

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

booty shorts that say this on the butt

So I was explaining the races to a new player and 

Him: Tabaxis? No I don’t want to be a furry

Him later: I want to play a dragonborn

It happens this year folks…

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

Preach

my dad’s reply when I said I’d be there for dinner tomorrow

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.