Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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Greta Gerwig in Yeast (2008) dir. Mary Bronstein

Greta Gerwig in Yeast (2008) dir. Mary Bronstein

Greta Gerwig as Gen in Yeast (2008) dir. Mary Bronstein

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

lmfao the infamous pitchfork review of jet's debut album apparently replaces the video every time it gets taken down o7 o7 o7 o7

Keith Haring photographed by Bruce Osborn, 1983.

Online job applications were a widespread crypto-eugenics program that took hold during the late 20th and early 21st century. These applications were notable for heavy use of videoconference interviews, little to no emphasis on exams and assessments (with rare exceptions, usually implemented to obtain unpaid labor from applicants), and a general disregard for time, scheduling, results, or basic human dignity.

Despite widespread contemporary criticism, the online job application was only abolished after the Job Board Riots in the latter half of the century.

Linkedin used to have these little micro-exams you could do to prove that you really do Know A Skill. apparently they removed them this year because hiring managers wanted the candidate to Describe In Their Own Words how they've ~used~ a given skill, thus reinforcing the "need experience to get experience" problem. all hiring managers die a thousand firey deaths.

Concept art for Peach in Super Mario RPG, made at a point during the game's design process where a classic fantasy theme (revolving around knights and swords) was considered for the game's aesthetic.

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this is the dopest shit i have ever seen

they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

The Air Swipe bag @ Coperni fw24

Made of NASA's nanomaterial silica aerogel, the lightest solid on planet Earth, the Air Swipe bag is made of 99% pure nothing and 1% glass, the glass of the future. This very delicate (and non-fragile) nanomaterial has been used by NASA to capture stardust: because it can withstand extreme heat (12000 Celsius) and a pressure of 4000 times its weight.

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his charming pear floating powers

star wars is unrealistic because in real life, grimes became a fascist too

“democratically elected politician” she’s a princess

Just been informed that “Queen” is an elected position on Naboo and I hate star wars

I didn't even notice the skateboard the first time