Mr-Feelgood-Stuff – “Take Your Pleasure Seriously”
things about cuddling that fanfictions often fail to mention:
- “move my arm is falling asleep”
- “i can’t breathe”
- “just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine”
- “omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed”
- “did you just fart” “yes” “it’s okay. release your demons”
- “did you just fart” “yes” “okay.” *ten seconds later* “AUGH”
- “you’ve got bad breath” “omg do i really” “yes” “i’m so sorry” “it’s okay”
- *hand is accidentally on a boob/nipple/genital* “omg don’t move”/”omg i’m so sorry”
- *can hear the other’s tummy gurgle*
- “i’m hungry” “i’m not moving”
- “i have to pee” “nooooooo”
- *right as one person is about to fall asleep, one of their body parts jerk and it scares the poop out of the other person*
- *hours later when they’ve both fallen asleep and are no longer cuddling, one person stretches and softly punches the other in the face*
bonus:
- “do you remember when you used to think you were straight”
- “do you remember when we thought we were just friends”
Failed this game once, ended up getting stalked. yaaaaaaay.
(via fractiousrvt)
“Globalization is beautiful sometimes” Stockholm, 2015 by Ninni Andersson
And I always will be 💖
This pretty much sums me up
Tranquil Candles
Amethyst is a crystal of sobriety, which can be interpreted in a plethora of ways. To me, that means bringing clarity and understanding. To bring one a sober mind. An imperative part to having clarity is to listen to yourself, trust yourself and then act accordingly. It’s easy to ignore how we feel and get caught in the everyday motions of life but that makes us lost and, in time, disconnected. I hope you remember to listen to yourself more in the upcoming new year & remember that you deserve the best.
Daddy and I Love Playing video games together 💕
Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?
These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?
there were fairies, monsters created from roots, and a fucking crow that could shapeshift into a man in Maleficent and the most unrealistic thing to you in the entire movie was a black guy
This week on
*audience chants*
SPOT! THE! RAAACCIIIISTTTTT!!!!
THE FUCKIN’ REAAAAACH.
hahaha
But black people did live in Europe before slavery like wtf they were Moors Read a book
This is why education is so important, people!
Where is that “black people weren’t invented yet” gif?
Reblogging because this person DEAD ASS found the gif 😭
I think my rescue boy really enjoyed his first Christmas http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/FMMzozK
does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
i don’t even put it in my wallet, i just crumple everything and throw it in the bag before the anxiety bomb goes off
as the cashier i am here to tell you that everything is okay and theres no need to rush darlings