Moodboard for living in the United States

had no idea guerilla made official horizon reaction gifs but here tey are for everybody to gawk at

Reblog & put in the tags an obsolete, defunct, or discontinued food product that you wish you could have one last time.

this . :)

this is the only sports content you’ll see me posting because it’s so fucking sweet of them

I went and looked up the clip just to get a better feel for what happened. I knew the ending, I knew what was coming, and I still got chills and almost cried.

THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME HUMAN CONTENT I LOVE TO SEE ON MY DASH.

this is incredible I love it I wish them all the best 🥺🥺

IT GOT BETTER

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

I think Katy Perry’s music is the opposite of enjoyable but sometimes I listen to the simlish cover of last Friday night and I almost throw up laughing every time

I had to edit this post because I accidentally said teenage dream instead of last Friday night but then I remembered “last frooby noop” and laughed so hard i choked on my own spit

All aboard the guinea express

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This transition is straight out of a horror movie

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

@eldritchjackalope

Somehow this *instantly* made me think of your writing.

Baby armadillo for your day

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Sure i’ll reblog that

Oh I will ABSOLUTELY REBLOG THAT

UNDERRATED TAG

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

for whenever I fuck up

yo wait is this where that’s from?

I can’t believe the Nebraska Humane Society killed Chris Pratt like that.

Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

That’s a pumpkin worth reblogging in November.

it’s called a what?!

oh my god it is

is it really going to say ass of the bag???

cowards

HGDYKDFCCHCKHKHCHCKGCHKCLC

I’m sorry but I refuse to leave this in the tags.

Tolkien did know this, he left specific instructions on how to translate his works and what to keep. Which is why Bilbo Baggins from Bag End became Bilbon Sacquet de Cul-de-Sac

BILBO FROM THE ASS END OF HOBBITSVILLE

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.