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I can’t believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

reblogging on october 11

I don’t know whether to be impressed or a bit weirded out…

Encounter: the Uncanny Orb Bard (and his little friend)

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

Helicopter tail 

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normalize not normalizing anything. Everything is weird and you are all freaks

went to the store today (reposted because formatting was fucking weird?????)

sorry I have a fat ass and a perfect sense of humor😔

LMFAOOO

Talk all the shit you want about tumblr but no one has ever stopped me from saying I hope trump dies on here

love seeing parents support their kids being unconventional I saw some suburban looking soccer mom at the store today pointing out halloween decorations to her super goth looking teenage daughter and being like “ooh these lights would look good in your room!” and my heart melted

hmmm