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Falling Through the Wormhole

@tardislizard-blog / tardislizard-blog.tumblr.com

Lizard . 25. Christian Chemist . USA Herein below are random occurrences of a wishful companion of one lovable Time Lord. I am known as Lizard and you have entered my personal wormhole. Welcome to chaos.
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fluffmugger

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

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TO ALL THE FAT BABES OUT THERE

please be kind to yourself in the summer heat -drink plenty of water -wear light, breathable clothes -don’t be afraid to wear shorts or tank tops

you do not need to cover up in the heat, you do not need to cover yourself at all.

do not ever make yourself uncomfortable for other peoples comfort. you deserve to be comfortable and cool in the heat.

please remember that

I honestly just cried reading this I needed that…

This is just so sweet. <3

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