Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

“Oooh, yeah! Monaka wants to wear matching costumes with you! But what should you and her wear?” Monaka certainly looked excited about this whole situation. Which was bad. A 9-year-old should not be so excited about what this boy was proposing to her.

“Well if you’re going to be a witch, I can be a black cat. Because that’s how it worked in cartoons.” A cat is the assistant to a witch. “I usually go as Frankenstein’s monster, but I don’t mind changing it this year.” This is good. Hinata isn’t even considering asking her family for permission to take her out with him.. Has it not crossed his mind?

“Hehehe~ You’re gonna be Monaka’s kitty!” The girl said, a small, innocent laugh coming from her. “Monaka has been needing someone to be her kitty, so she’s glad that you’ll do it for her!” She added, bouncing in excitement in her wheelchair.

Good. This will go perfectly. “Alright, since you’re the brains and I’ll be the muscle, should we wear matching costumes?” He wonders if he can convince a 9 year old kid to smash public property with him too. Pumpkin smashing is evil. 

“Oooh, yeah! Monaka wants to wear matching costumes with you! But what should you and her wear?” Monaka certainly looked excited about this whole situation. Which was bad. A 9-year-old should not be so excited about what this boy was proposing to her.

“Will Monaka need help?” The girl asked, acting as if she was thinking about the boy’s question. “Well, Monaka can’t carry her candy and push herself around, so if you wanna help Monaka, she would like that!” She responded. Her wheelchair was electric, so she didn’t need anyone to help her, but anything to make her seem more helpless and innocent.

“Well no, I doubt you’d need my help. But hear me out, I have a plan.” Hinata looks around to make sure no one else is listening in on this DUBIOUS PLOT. He coughs a bit into his hand. “If we go together, I can carry your bag and bring my own. In the end I’ll sort out the candy I don’t want and it’ll just add to your hoard. And with my help you’ll go faster.” Hajime wishes to scam people out of their goodies.

“Oooooh, Monaka likes this plan~ We can get double the candy like this!” Monaka smiled, but her innocent smile hid a much more sinister girl, as evident by her utter acceptance of this plot. “Let’s do it! Monaka wants lots and lots of candy!”

wheelchair-witch

He regards the green gremlin the same way a young man would regard someone of their same grade. He just looks down. He doesn’t squat or pull any asshole-like outlandish behavior to verify there’s an obvious height difference… After some thought.. He doesn’t feel it appropriate to talk down to children, considering vocabularies can only expand if you talk to someone in a more sophisticated sense. So he’s going to be avoiding baby talk and the every day colloquialisms with the kid. "I’m just curious, are you going to be a witch for halloween like your name implies? … Do you need anyone to push you around for trick or treating?“ Hinata wants the free candy. 

“Will Monaka need help?” The girl asked, acting as if she was thinking about the boy’s question. “Well, Monaka can’t carry her candy and push herself around, so if you wanna help Monaka, she would like that!” She responded. Her wheelchair was electric, so she didn’t need anyone to help her, but anything to make her seem more helpless and innocent.

OVER TWO THOUSAND OF YOU FOLLOW THIS PIECE OF SHIT BEAR AND I CANNOT BEAR-LIEVE IT. I’ve only had this blog for about eight months and I can honestly say this is the most fun I’ve ever had on any blog I’ve made since coming to tumblr rp a few years ago. I’ve never felt this welcome in a community and I just ahhhh. ;w;!! I can’t thank you all enough for interacting with Monokuma despite my sLOW ASS replies and keeping me company in this despair wonderland. To those of you who have ( literally!! ) been there with me since day one & those of you who have joined along the way, whether it be very recent or months ago, I’m very grateful to have you here!! It’s because of you fun bastards humoring Monokuma’s ridiculousness I’m still here with this blog, enjoying every step of the way. asdlkghjg. I could be mushy and gross for hours on end, but just yEAH. I’m really ,,,, astonished so many of you seem to like my portrayal of this asshat bear & I hope you’ll all stick around and fight my bear son bc boy does he want to fight you aLL 1′6″ INCHES OF HIM COME @ ME.

Giveaway first; I’ll put the bias list under a read more! Since it’s Halloween month, what better giveaway is there than some good ‘ole spoopy Frictional Games? ;)

tHAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT!! GO, BASTARDS, GO! & Below the cut, a bias list & more gushy stuff for you marshmallows!

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Monaka knew the child before her. She knew the wheelchair, so smaller than her own, yet as equally purposeless in actual use. She knew the dress, the bow, the fake little smile that she’d worn every day of her damn life-

“… Is this a particularly twisted nightmare? I didn’t realize even my subconscious had become so cruel.”

“A nightmare? Monaka has no idea what you’re talking about. Monaka was just sitting here, but then you started staring at her like you’d seen a ghost! Monaka thought you were being pretty creepy.” The girl said, looking confused. Did she know this girl? Did this girl know her?

HARMLESS CHILD

     ❝ Well, ya see here lil’ miss, that’s jus’ my problem! I ain’t go no clue as ta             where I want ta go. So, if ya got any recommendations, please, show             me th'way. Though, s'gotta be where an adult can enjoy, yeah? As             much as I used ta love swings'n'slides, I think I’m a lil’ too old fer that now. ❞

“Okee dokee! Monaka will take you somewhere adults will really enjoy! Follow Monaka, and she’ll show you the way~!” Monaka said before turning her wheelchair around and beginning to wheel herself away, expecting the boy to follow her. “Oh, by the way, Monaka’s name is Monaka! What’s your name?”

「☠」;; — There’s so many questions he wants to ask – like why she refers to herself in the third person (if he can assume that to be her name) or why she wants to meow, but he prefers it’s best not to ask; if he does, he’s pretty sure he’s going to get a long ass story or one he wouldn’t even want in the first place.

“…Whatever. How old are you? Eight?” Hell, she looks even younger than that. 

“Monaka is 9 years old! Her birthday is a long ways away, so she’ll be 9 for a really really long time!” The girl said, speaking with the innocent tone one would expect from a girl her age. “Isn’t Monaka just so, so, sooooo cute?”

Send a headcanon you have about the MUN!

I’m curious as to what you have in mind. They don’t have to be serious!

cries cause i been here for at least 6 months already! i been in the Dangan Ronpa fandom since it first came out and i been playing Owari in and out so many times ( 2 times actually. ) but i’m very confident in her and love her so. and i would like to honor this list of people i got along with so well and made friends with while interacting. you guys gave me HOPE and picked me up while i was down, also made me laugh so hard that my Mother would question me if i was fine…aside from that let’s start.

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I forgot to mention last night. Hajime Hinata has been accepted.

In addition, the Master list page has been updated. …Cause I didn’t realise that I messed it up when I changed themes, for one. Forgive me, Peko. There are a total of seven spots left. Tell your friends.