I am aghast. As an American, as a woman, as a PoC, as bisexual, I am horrified. And I know so many of my peers feel the same. This fic has been sitting around waiting for a final edit for a while, and I know even the smallest bit of light can help during hard times, so I hope this fluffy one shot can provide some measure of comfort to somebody.

Everybody, please stay strong. Know that you’re not alone, and that people care, and to keep fighting for a world that is free and equal. And remember, “this too shall pass.”

No one can ever accuse me of failing to jump on the bandwagon so...Pokemon Go mAU! This was going to be some wee little ficlet but it just kept growing, so here’s 9k of Lexa being a dumb and Clarke being a flirt and everyone around them being sick of those two idiots.

Happy 4th of July, USA! And congrats to Clexakru for the unbelievable rally at the 11th hour to win so many poll categories. You are all a credit to Lexa’s extraness.

Fluff. It’s basically fluff. Clarke angsts a little because her people are morons, and Lexa is the most stoic gay disaster ever, but it’s fluff. Something we all need after that shockingly bad finale.

I LIVE IN SALTY DENIAL. I REJECT REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.

But seriously, the Clexa fandom has been amazing. Here’s another little canon fix-it for 3x07 to help ease the battered soul, because there can never be too many ways the show could have gone THAT WERE INFINITELY BETTER than what we got.

5 Ships

Well, not really an active poster, so this is the first time I’ve been tagged in one of these askmemes, but I’ll give it a go, @elsannaheadcanon

I have an armada of ships. A fleet. Amassed over years and years, spanning from anime, cartoons, tv, games...narrowing down to 5 is a bit tricky, so I’ll try for the ones that affected me the most/had me wasting the most time devouring fan content. In the order I discovered them.

1. Mako/Ami - Sailor Moon - before I even knew what shipping was.

2. Alex/Olivia - Law & Order SVU - not my biggest ship, but where I first realized just how good fanfic writers were, and one of my all time favorite lines comes from an A/O fic. Hoyay!

3. Brittany/Santana - Glee - fuck you Ryan Murphy.

4. Elsa/Anna - Frozen - well if you didn’t want anyone to ship them, then you shouldn’t have made them awkwardly flirt like awkward teenagers with crushes on each other, damn it. “Sisters?!” “We’re close.”

5. Korra/Asami - Legend of Korra - turn that love triangle on it’s head! Honestly probably the most healthy relationship I’ve ever come across in media. They’re just so...stable together.

I couldn’t keep it confined to 5.

6. Clarke/Lexa - The 100 (SOB DON’T TOUCH ME) and fuck you Jroth.

...This was a lot harder than it had every right to be. TOO MANY SHIPS.

Happy Clexa kiss anniversary! This show and this ship has taken over my brain. It’s really becoming a problem.

Barely squeaking in before the episode (I think?), yet a another fic that will totally cease to be canon in a couple of hours. This show is killing me.

In celebration of the season 3 premiere, a totally no longer canon post-season 2 fic. I haven’t even watched it yet and I’m already dead.

Well. Oops.

I’M SORRY. Life got super busy, and when that happens I tend to drop off the face of the earth (read: all social media). And like a lazy stone gathering moss, once inert I utterly fail to get myself going again. A bunch of you sweet anons came by to check on me, and thank you. I’m still pretty busy, so my replying is still going to be iffy, but I’ll try not to completely disappear again.

And just to make things worse, I don’t have the next chapter of Permafrost ready. I’m sorry. It had to undergo a major rewrite. I am still working on it though. Just...slowly. Slooooowly.

But in the meantime, I wrote some Clarke/Lexa, because I’m obsessed with them.

A very smutty “what if” outtake from chapter 3. This was all spooths‘s idea, but it was just so horribly hilarious that I couldn’t resist. I’m sorry. So very, very sorry.

It hasn’t been that long has it?

...sorry.