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Anne and the Apocalypse

@anneapocalypse / anneapocalypse.tumblr.com

Call me Anne. She/her. 18+ to follow. Writer, gamer, old enough to know better. I like angry women, bad bisexuals, and elves with problems. Multi-fandom, mostly video games.

Hi, I'm Anne!

This is a multifandom blog heavy on whatever I am deeply into at the moment, with side orders of other stuff. Right now there's a lot of Final Fantasy XIV, but you will also probably see some Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Fallout, The Locked Tomb, The Penumbra Podcast, and even some Red vs. Blue and RWBY that I still reblog when I pretend no one's looking.

FFXIV: I play Ariane Clairière, a Wildwood Elezen and healer main, on Midgardsormer. I do my best to tag spoilers by expansion for any newer players who follow. Dawntrail posts are tagged #dawntrail and/or #dawntrail spoilers, and so forth with the others.

I will generally unfollow people who don't tag spoilers on new media. It's nothing personal.

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this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:

“creative people have trouble recognising their skills as skills, because eventually they feel like second nature. […] this stuff really is valuable. if it wasn’t, people wouldn’t be stealing it. creativity doesn’t feel special or unique until you realise people have to plagiarise it”

your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that

Kind of amazing to me how much of the fiasco of Pillowfort's early days seems to have just vanished from popular consciousness.

In particular I think any FFXIV fan who holds that Lalafells are adults and can be portrayed as adults should be hearing alarm bells when reading their content policy, because even if you don't create visually explicit fanworks for a Lalafell character, I think there are issues with PF's vibes-based moderator-discretion "characters who appear pre-pubescent" policy on principle.

At the end of gtn when John is like "so unfortunately I can't give you your cavalier back but we DO offer generous benefits like restoring your house and you'll get time and a half for fighting the beasts that killed the other guys!" huge why can't we keep employees energy

Harrow who has been in middle management since she was 10: absolutely I'd love to work for you (actively on indeed.com searching for another job as they speak)

John lucked out, honestly, with Cyth's death toll.

Imagine Palamedes Sextus, the Dominicus system's very own Queen Amidala (elected monarch from his teens), asking him to explain policy and military decisions, backed up with appropriate statistics.

Or Abigail Pent, feudal despot of a planet for a decade (now without Magnus to rein her in) smiling unblinkingly while asking him why he thought that was a sensible thing to do and not taking the hint when Jod tries to brush off questions of metaphysics.

Dulcinea, sick of roses and horny for revenge, who wasn't afraid of dying and certainly isn't afraid of god.

Or Silas Octakiseron, exactly the result you'd expect to get from engineering a teenager to lead the inquisition, eyelid twitching, one more bad pun away from simply declaring god a heretic.

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

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anthonycrowley

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

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anthonycrowley

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

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anthonycrowley

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

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vengeanceisherebymine

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

@7redmoon nothing against some good fanfic, I’m a fic author myself, but there’s something very necessary and mentally nourishing about reading a published book that isn’t just a recycled version of the same cast of characters you’re already familiar with.

@911boofer I hope it’s okay I snagged these tags bc YES!!!!! This is what I’m talking about!!! Diversify your palettes, my friends, it’s so so good for you!!

It's true, though. As someone who loves to give away days to a deep dive into fic, you need a well-rounded diet. There are brilliant fic writers out there, both talented hobbyists and award-winning bestselling professionals indulging in some fun, but as stated above, we're all using pre-fab characters/worlds/plots to fiddle around with ideas that interest us. Original fiction draws inspiration from all that comes before it, but still attempts to create something new. It's all the retellings and reboots vs. a new movie.

More than that, even though people like to say "I read fic that's better than anything published!" that's... not widely true. Sometimes it is! But fic is a thing that can go up without editing, without any kind of checks. It can be bad and ungrammatical and typo-riddled and nonsensical, and that's okay! Because fic doesn't have to be in any way good! It's for pure experimentation and fun for the writer.

Traditionally published works, however, are meant to make money. They have multiple sets of trained eyes that try to make the final result the best it can be. Sometimes the final work falls short of that goal, sure, but there are steps to at least try to filter out some of the worst elements, which means you're ingesting and internalizing fewer bad habits, which is crucial when you're trying to figure out how to do this writing thing.

To reiterate, reading actual books means:

  1. You're more likely to have solid examples to internalize during your own learning process.
  2. You have greater scope to read original work that at least attempts to do new things you've never seen before.
  3. You're reading works that have been vetted and refined multiple times by multiple people who do this for a living.
  4. You're reading things made with the GOAL of being polished, deliberately crafted, enjoyable experiences (as opposed to fic, which can be dashed off and is for the writer, not the reader)

Anecdotally, reading a really good book has always made me feel creatively sated to the point that I then feel like I need to release some pressure via writing.

TL;DR: Read widely. Read voraciously. Writers do not live on fic alone.

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