lots of cyrus bits. can you tell he's my favorite or nah

Sally is annoying. Barry kills people. 

"Where do I stand on the -- on the WHAT? The "Transgender Question"? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question -- I have not yet finished speaking -- not a question, but a demographic."

"The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It's the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America's suburban colon."

"And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years -- I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs -- as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!"

"One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. "Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I'm trans-Chinese." The laziness of it -- shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there's true scorched earth."

Guys, we now have official confirmation Rick woke up 3 weeks into the apocalypse. That means Lori and Shane were going at it within 3 weeks like it was no big deal. 3 weeks. 3 motherfucking weeks.

They waited like 30 minutes after the whole thing went down.

That was some wife and best friend he had.

Michonne didn't give up after 8 years. Rick didn't give up after 8 years. Daryl spent 6 years looking for him, he only stopped cause shit started going dow back home and he had to help.

Rick traded up in every single way. I mean WAY UP!!!! He went from 0 to 1000000000000!!!

FUCK

I want to fuck 75 year old Robert even more than 20 year old Robert AND I'M NOT SORRY

Le sigh.

Yep.

May the lord have mercy…. This man is too powerful with his hair up

Oooh!

Iirc, this is from when he was getting his wax statue done for Madame Tussauds.

Don’t look that one up. It’s baaaad.

URGENT EMERGENCY

Hey guys? I could really use some help paying rent this month. My court date to be evicted is on the 22nd of March. In three days. My boyfriend lost his job recently, but has gotten a new job. However, the first paycheck won’t be delivered in time.

I… really need help. I don’t have much food. Most of my money is going to gas to get my boyfriend to work. I’m… running out of options. I need help. Please. Even a share helps.

I can’t work because my back is really messed up but the disability process where I live can take YEARS.

Another thing: I have an emotional support cat and I really don’t want to give her up but I’m not gonna make her live out of a car. I’m really scared of losing her.

Please help if you can.

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Not to us, Ryan. Never to us.

It’s the entire movie summarized in one GIF.

RYAN GOSLING on his performance of "I'm Just Ken" at the 96th Annual Academy Awards - March 12, 2024

😎 💖 Another angle of Ryan Gosling performing 'I'm just Ken' at the Academy Awards (10 March 2024)

It just gets better each fucking time.

Can Andrew please play a character who's lover DOESN'T die????

Hopefully Elijah?

I hope he and Dill Harcourt live a really long life.

This is going to seem random, but it really bothers me when people don't care enough to say names correctly. They could be names of people, places, animals (pets), etc...and it particularly bothers me when the people who Do Not Care are monolingual English speakers who treat anything non-English like 'I can't be bothered to learn the correct pronunciation', because not only is it extremely (grossly) privileged and colonial to have that mindset, it's also disrespectful. How can anyone claim to respect a person, place, or another named being and not care enough to give them the MOST BASIC RESPECT of learning the correct pronunciation of their name? (Also: wouldn't you want people to say your name correctly? So why not treat others the same way?)

I agree with all of this. When I meet someone new and they tell me their name, sometimes they'll say their name and give me a nickname. I'll tell them "No, that's your name, let me call you by your name."

I had to delete my old PayPal account but i have a new one. My situation is still the same (maybe even getting worse). I'm still disabled, still living with my abuser, still very mentally ill. I still have no income and i struggle with food and bare essentials.

Please consider helping me out, even if a little bit as it counts. I know that some people can't but if you can then this post is for you.

If link doesn't work then my PayPal is MantSud@hotmail.com

Thank you so much for helping me out, it really means a lot and helps me a lot.

I am literally out of money 😭