ATLA opening narrated by Azula ❤️🔥

Hi someone please help I am a 18 year old mom and I’m looking for help my mom put me out over a year ago after I had my son we have been house to house every since we are in desperate need of help my mom carried me on federal taxes and I cannot get in touch with her we need help I have no money but I want to keep my son I’ve been in and out of group homes I don’t want the same for him please someone help us in ANY way u can I appreciate it we appreciate it all im trying to do is feed my baby I don’t care about myself anymore.

her cashapp is $niaalashellxx

Fun fact, if she claimed you on her taxes while also kicking you out that's fraud. If you are so inclined you can report her to the IRS and she can be audited, fined, and potentially even jailed.

She needs to have supported you if she claims you.

To OP

I don't know how old this post is but I hope you're doing okay and if you DM me your county and state I can help you look into other resources and programs in your area like WIC if you don't already have them. Be safe and I'm sorry I can't do more.

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

I can’t handle this omg

I’m not even into Starwars but this was on my dash and I- XD

Looking for a GP through my insurance and THIS guy is on my list to choose from:

“ I personally have chronic pain and believe my pain and my awareness of it is an important tool for me to adjust my posture, exercise program and attitude. For this reason, I do not take chronic pain medication and I do not prescribe them for my patients. “

Yeah, NO, BUDDY.

…gonna make a list of Kaiser Docs NOT to go to, I think.

I'm all for a doctor doing what they want in their personal life but I'll be fucking damned if a medical professional is going to tell me " I'm going to deny you something that helps you because I don't use it."

Fuck you if that's the kind of doctor you are.

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

same goes for african rooted religions.

goes without saying, but also Asian and Pacific Islands' indigenous spiritualities and religions.

You want to call yourself her daddy?

What’s her favorite color? What’s something that always makes her laugh? What are her goals? Her dreams? What is she afraid of? Do you know what she likes do to when she wants to relax? Do you know what helps her when she’s had a bad day? Can you recognize when she needs extra love because she’s feeling needy but doesn’t want to say anything? Can you tell when she’s bothered by something? Do you know her favorite way to be held, to be cuddled, to be wrapped up in your arms? Are you her safe place to go to when the world gets scary? Does she feel safe opening up to you? Does she feel like she can tell you anything? Do you punish from a place of love/caring, for correction of her destructive behaviors, for her own good? Do you see her as a person, a whole complete, complicated person? Do you make her feel respected and cherished? Do you protect her? Do you take care of her?

Being daddy is way more than fucking her, and if you’re not ready to take her heart, mind, body and soul, and protect & treat them with all the love, care, tenderness, respect that you are capable of giving, then you’re not her daddy. You’re just some asshole who wants to be called that. And you can get fucked.

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

Please send me all of your confessions of love and stupid questions.

*slams my fist on the desk* Yes! A million times this!

-Love

-Fan mail

-Stupid questions

-Tell the blogger how much you enjoy their blog (oh wait that is love)

Seriously we don’t need hate spread love ❤️

I’m so tired of the idea that in order to enjoy science or be apart of the scientific community you need to be an atheist and a hard cold skeptic.

Y’all really need to stop trying to conflate science and the scientific process with atheism. Atheism is a belief. Science is a process and a job, a process scientists get often very wrong.

I’m tired of atheist assholes being surprised or even angry daresay for me a religious person pursuing a scientific career

sometimes I feel like atheists reverence to science borders on religious lol - science is really just another way we try to make sense of an unpredictable (and often cruel) world. 

I love studying both, there are so many wonderful ways to learn

I find it fascinating that people so obsessed with facts often forget that some of the greatest scientific minds were devoutly religious men.

Keep your atheism but it has no place in science.

OP you do you and fuck the rest.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

It frustrates me that critics/reviews have framed Peter B Parker’s unwillingness to have kids as being due to his arrested development psychologically. I keep seeing people say that he’s stuck in the glory days of his early superhero career and isn’t mentally capable of moving forward into the next chapter of his life, thus costing him his marriage with MJ.  But like? The guy’s an orphan who knew what it was like to grow up without parents. He also knew what it felt like to lose a parent figure as an adolescent. And now he has a side gig that has him basically putting his life on the line every night and putting the people he loves straight into harm’s way. Mary Jane is an adult who can choose whether or not she wants to be a part of that life, but their hypothetical child would have absolutely no choice whatsoever. 

So while he clearly didn’t handle it well with MJ and should have been more emotionally available and honest, I don’t blame the guy for being hesitant to bring a defenseless child into the path of people like Kingpin/Dock Ock/etc. And because I feel very protective of my “janky old broke hobo Spider-Man”, I don’t like that this part of his character is blamed on immaturity, rather than a reasonable fear. In this essay I will- 

how in the name of fuck do padme’s next 17 outfits fit in these 3 tiny suitcases

All the technology they don’t put into gynecology goes into suitcases.

While I love the clapback I think I can genuinely answer this if anyone is curious.

Do you plan on expanding on that?

Me?

the terrifying part is that, 30 years ago you’d have to wait to get the film developed to see what was out there…

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that’s constantly exhausted and likes naps.

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”