I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

cruelty

hate

when sprite bottles enter the factory, they are still able to feel pain. these are baby bottles as you can see from their size. they are taken from their mother and slaughtered for our consumption. humans are disgusting

when you’re just tryin to have a good time but the specter of your own mortality looms like a shadow upon your soul

he did it to us and now refuses to take responsibility

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

americans watching france celebrate a successful election: 

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

thanks

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

Don't let this Remy/Nicki beef distract you from the REAL Queen of Rap

The Education Connection girl

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal