zaina

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

disrespectful.

he just kinda sucks

and what are you bringing to the table

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

spider pronouns it/ze/bit/xe

reblog for larger sample size :)

Did anybody else notice that recently Mug doesn't have as much flavor as it used to?

In hopspital for covid

Uh oh! Not a #mugmoment

Lovely couple

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amidst all the tesla boys defending the lego truck it's important to note even tesla hates it at this point

France becomes the first western state to formally call for a ceasefire. Keep up the calls and protests.

Tweets from two sisters in Gaza. One day after doing a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter with a cupcake, Doaa and another one of her daughters, 7-year-old Sham, were killed by an Israeli airstrike

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

YOU have obtained:

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face