Happy As A Dog

Meet my new pup (Source: http://ift.tt/2uJ9rvm)

Dog is excited to help his tiny human (Source: http://ift.tt/2qgTyGL)

SO HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO “A” IS!!

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

CANON

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

me: i hate country music

Rascal Flats: Life is a highway!

me:

me

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN

@apatheticfervor

get to know me (4/10} favorite animated films ☰ treasure planet (2002)

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

First time for everything.

these made my heart explode

me as a dog

me as a dog

if anyone is curious how I’m utilizing my English degree in the office

this post makes me so happy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

more

I’m fucking crying @ladyoftsunami @casuallymestuff 

God I hate you ahahhahahahahahahha

I KNOW YOU ARE DYING X°D

E ovviamente al posto del sangue abbiamo la passata

La rustica proprio

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.

My tears

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

… cashiers dont have chairs where you live? wtf

in america: if youre not standing, youre not working

in europe if youre working youre working. chairs help you. what the fuck is up wih america

HOLD UP

PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES GET TO SIT WHILE WORKING???

aldi is the only place I have ever seen where the cashiers sit down

they also start their employees at $13 an hour and offer fulltime employment and everything in their is dirt cheap