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Dead Blog Is Dead

@talkingoutofyourbass / talkingoutofyourbass.tumblr.com

I came, I saw, I tumbled.  This blog is on hiatus.
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This morning I checked the back of a packet of crumpets for serving suggestions. It said “spread on honey or just use your imagination.” Well if I wanted to use my imagination I wouldn’t have checked the back of the packet for serving suggestions now would I GOLDEN CIRCLE CRUMPETS

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Hello world

I haven’t been on tumblr much lately, and a couple people have asked if I’m still around.  The short story is that I just kinda stopped coming here, for no particular reason, and I’m not really missing it.  I do miss my tumblr buddies, but there’s nothing stopping us from chatting via PM/email if you want to do that.

I’ll be travelling overseas soon, so I might come on here and post some photos, but otherwise I’ll probably be pretty quiet.

I hope you guys are all doing well, and that life’s good to you all.

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twerkforcats

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

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in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”

“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”

“tell us about the culture on your planet!”

“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”

“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”

“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”

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