My parents wanted to adopt a dog and I told them no puppies and they got a fucking puppy
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Nut in HD
I was feeling weird at work so I went to the walk in today. They tell me I might have blood clots in my legs migrating to my chest. Okay. That's literally the opposite of what I wanted to hear but okay
They send me to the ER, they run an EKG and do a bunch of blood work and guess what? No blood clots. I had a blood pressure spike paired with an anxiety attack. The ER doctor was PISSED that they would even tell me that when it was so off base I'm just relieved I'm not about to fall over dead :')
Just went to see Jurassic World 2 aka Rich People Ruin Everything and also Dinosaurs
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that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf
biconpeach
the WHAT post
kibapdf
firesigh
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Garrus Collector’s Plush - Available for Pre-Order!
It’s Garrus Vakarian in huggable form.
- Where to Buy: Sanshee
- Price: $29.99 (slightly discounted from retail price $31.99)
- Also available in “Galactic Boyfriend Bundle” at $39.99, which includes (1) Grunt plushie and (1) Garrus pin
Source: twitter.com
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Also I don’t know about y'all but I for one cannot WAIT to watch the Fully Animated And Fully Voice Acted By Ashley Eckstein And Sam Witwer Version of This Particular Exchange:
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tag yourself, i’m dumb-ass thot and edgy bastard
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ok underrated part of ragnarok: “and he knows i love snakes”. hes just so friendly. just so famously loving of snakes that loki was like, oh, i know whatll get him, the friendly bastard
First Play of the Game!!!!!
A customer just gave me a Starbucks card cause she said I've been so nice and helpful and said I was a hidden jewel and it took all the manliness I could muster not to cry
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can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
themsthe8r8ks
Omg what kind of bussy that
I finally got Overwatch and I'm real bad at it but I'm having a good time!!
HMU if you play PS4 and are also new/newb friendly (esp LGBT folks!!)
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Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon
milkcollege
if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon
“You know, it’s moments like these when I realize what a superhero I am.”
I'm a fool, a god damned fool
I've had a futon/couch thingy for a few weeks now and, while sitting on it, had the thought "boy, this futon is comfy but I really wish I had somewhere to lay dow- god fucking..."
A fool!!!
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the lovers, the dreamers and me