eggies & egglings

listen….. ladies…… my advice to you is, do not agonize over the specific percentages of your attraction to women, men, and variously presenting nonbinary people……… do not agonize over whether your attraction is “real” or “just comphet.” 

become ruthlessly joy-sensitive. get in touch with your own experiences of embodied desire and pleasure, in particular moments as they arise, not as hypothetical states. find ways to safely experiment! you do not need a label to be fulfilled. just kiss people in real life and get off the internet.

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

Can you not just say Garfield please

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u

“Listening to the signs”

There was a woman on the subway blasting Lana Del Rey on her phone and drinking wine out of a box. An icon

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

I’ve decided to stop “getting in touch with my emotions” and instead focus on being sexy and cool like god intended

The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

Henry Miller

i feel like eric andres desk