show me anything in the world cuter than this
“Every day as I get older, I appreciate women more and more. When you’re between the ages of 15 and 19, maybe you see women as competition, as opposed to lifesavers and people that hold your hand and have experienced pretty much everything that you have. So the more women in my life the better.” - Adele for Vanity Fair.
me: *tells a bear fact*
you: ive already heard this one before
me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts
Yawning pelican. [imgur]
that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous
What the fuck is this
if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder
i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses
wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?
cryptid
reblog if you believe
Carpet of blue flowers in the Netherlands.
i want to lie down right in the middle there in some ugly nightgown and die
Today I shut my cat in the fridge.
Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.
Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.
I told Tali she was famous. She and her stuffed husky celebrated.
This is the kind of content I joined for
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
The slow surrender of his hand is everything.
This video gave me life
The road to el dorito
this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top
JEAN VAL-JEAN
this is the most wholesome vine ive seen