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I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

every time I post something like this I get comments and messages to the effect of “how do you FIND this shit” and I really can’t reiterate enough: I live in Oregon and this shit finds me whether I like it or not

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

i’m loving all this violent response to nazis stuff that’s going around but i also want to say like be careful out there because not all nazis are fucking clowns like richard spencer. most of em carry weapons and will not hesitate to cut your ass up and leave you dying in a dumpster. if you don’t know how to fight, don’t take one on without backup. and even if you do know how to fight, watch yourself. i don’t want to see any of you getting killed

Irl these are the same ‘people’ who put up their shitty swastika stickers around towns and hide poisoned razor blades behind them so people cut themselves and get sick if they try to peel it off with their hands so don’t like underestimate what those animals are capable and what they’d be willing to do to you.

in light of today’s events i’d like to give a glaring “fuck you” to everyone who reblogged this saying “uwu dont hurt the nazis”

3 spoons of warm oil doesnt even sound bad tbh lmao

So inspiring.

america

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

dad?

answer his question

the posture of a man

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

Good post.

I can’t believe Gabriel Reyes designed their superhero uniforms. I’ll never recover