希望豬股睦美老師在那個世界也能盡情地快樂地畫圖,謝謝一直以來為TO系列設計這麼多美麗又令人感到深刻的角色
Sorry for repost but this is an important addition… the above comment said 500 yen is 5 bucks
It’s five bucks but also paper money in Japan starts at 1000 yen, or ten bucks. 500 yen is a coin, about the size of a quarter. So not only is it a comically small amount, he is in fact asking for literal pocket change.
Today’s Tales of Sunday character goes to Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia! My sister asked me to draw him like a few weeks ago and kept being like “you didn’t draw him? 🥺” so now I have :P
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
I feel like there’s a story behind that advice…
this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw
fun fact that I noticed while playing totk is that the flame, frost, and shock emitters all have a resemblance to the respective dragons
you can most notably see the resemblance in the horns
so the real question is
Who the fuck are you?
This isn't a funny tweet it's a threat
rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.
these r like brothers to me.
This is my favorite leap year quote.
reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year
Finished it a bit late for Lunar New Year proper, but happy year of the dragon!
Featured mini is Magic: The Gathering – Ao, the Dawn Sky from WizKids.
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
these are still the most hilarious
While on the topic of "memes that Tales fandom has beaten to death"...
...referencing my take on the whole "Velvet and Yuri would get along cause they both kill lol"...
Flynn being a bad cook is another pet peeve. I fully blame this on the Danzaisha story, where Flynn overdoes it on seasonings/toppings/whatever because of something Yuri said: "It gets boring if you just use the same old recipe. You have to spice it up yourself." Not a 1v1 translation from me, of course, but you get the gist.
Ironically, this line is actually said by Judith in one of the many Cooking Skits in Vesperia...
What Yuri does say, in a Cooking Skit, is that "you're supposed to taste the food as you cook it, but some people don't do that." With, you know, "some people" obviously referring to Flynn.
Flynn's not a bad cook. The problem is, and it's stated by the Wonder Chef himself, Flynn's tastebuds are stunted or smth so he has no sense of taste. That's why he puts so much spices or sugar into meals. It should also be noted that Flynn's cooking looks good! You just don't know if it tastes good until you take that first bite. That running gag is beat over the head any time Flynn enters the scene in-game - there's no excuse to miss it, honestly.
But posts where it's a cake blowing up or a shoe filled with milk (...huh?) and going "lol this is Flynn"...? Um, no, it's not. Not really. Flynn knows how to cook, and if he follows the recipe, it tastes as good as anyone else's. What Flynn doesn't know, is how to season. And that's not because he just sees funny ingredients and throws them into the pot like Chie and Yukiko from Persona 4. It's because, again, he has no sense of taste.
That's not to say the whole "Flynn's cooking is like Russian Rouelette" isn't not funny... sometimes... But imo, the joke is funnier when Flynn's not flanderized/twisted to shit by fandom to where it's not even Flynn anymore, but just some Guy with his name.
I have a roommate who has a limited sense of smell that's really put Flynn's cooking into perspective. My roommate cooks really well most of the time, but every so often he does things that are pretty wild in terms of seasoning - over spicing or adding every spice we own with blind optimism - which I think is what Flynn's "bad" cooking is probably like. Looks great but tastes... Uh...
Because my roommate has a limited sense of smell, his taste is also limited, so he makes some unique choices. For instance, we were making dumplings and used 3 tablespoons of salt instead of 3 teaspoons. It didn't occur to him that there would be too much salt. To him it tasted okay, but to the rest of us, we described it with phrases like "uhh... I mean I can eat it", "it's not so bad if you add a lot of rice", and "this tastes like I'm eating the ocean".
You can't tell something is badly seasoned by looking at it. And to me, that's what makes Flynn being "bad" at cooking especially funny. Anyone going to eat his food for the first time thinks he did it perfectly until they take a bite. And if he follows the recipe then it will be fine and they're none the wiser. But if he didn't... Well I can sympathize with the characters' dread who know Flynn's seasoning tendencies. It's also why they can't just straight up tell Flynn he can't cook, because sometimes he CAN. It is dependent on how he decided to approach cooking on any particular day.