Greta Garbage

Cozy croaker.

Happiest of birthdays to the most amazing girlfriend, partner, co-catmom, and wife-to-be @lawlessgodlessflawless ❤️❤️❤️ you’re such a blessing to everyone you meet and I’m so excited for another year of you!

I MCFREAKIN LOVE YOUUUUU

both of my cats have a little orange spot right on their foreheads which is perfect because it provides a bullseye for kissing

targets sighted!!!!!

This is like those statues with one spot worn a different color by centuries of people rubbing them for luck

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

I hope we all make it

literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

tumblr is the best site bc it got baddies living like complete incels

amy aka spent gladiator 1 // the mountain goats (ig: jayetart)