for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning, but he wore a different uniform set and they were both still feeling a little raw, so she didn’t want to bring up the fight again. She decided to tell him that night instead.

And then she forgot.

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

GUYS IT’S THE POST

THIS POST THIS POST OMG

shoutout to unseamly behaviour

UnSEAMly behaviour.

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

what's wrong babe? you haven't touched your shrekfast yet

Warning: Major major one piece spoilers of wano and egghead!!!!!

Tw: death & blood

The idea of luffy’s vivre card flash-banging sabo in that pitch black bilge is making me laugh so much

Bonuses:

Full pic of that last page👇

Nicknames given for 2/3 brother groups by Dadan and her band of merry secondary guardians.

Inspired by when my siblings and I had a similar system.

D. & D. Is referring to the d in both of their names but can also be referred to in a “dumb and dumber” context, the twins is just cuz theyre the same age and are brothers, “the problem and his enabler” is self explainatory

Examples of the nicknames used in a sentence:

“D&D are home, just waiting for Sabo to be here”

“The twins are taking luffy to get ice cream”

“Someone better find The Problem. His enabler better not be with him, god dammit.”

happy pride! take my shitty sweater doodles

this is superior humor

I have some to add:

M O R E

I hope you enjoy

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

This sculptor (Botero) is known for his sculptures of chubby animals! check out his kitty in Barcelona

EL GATO

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

*French voice* j'peg