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THE ULTIMATE SEXUAL FRANKENSTEIN

@noxtheox / noxtheox.tumblr.com

SON OF A BASTARD
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vintagerpg

Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials was well received and won a couple of awards (and a second edition, I think in ’87?). It took a little while for the sequel to emerge: Barlowe’s Guide to Fantasy hit shelves in 1996.

Even though I am not super widely read in either fantasy or science fiction, Barlowe’s fantasy book is the one I really vibe on. Maybe because it allows him to do stuff like Grendel from Beowulf and Gorice from The Worm Ouroboros. Wouldn’t have expected Gideon Winter, the antagonist from Peter Straub’s odd novel Floating Dragon to be included, but he was. Other surprises are the Psammead from Five Children and It and the Saw Horse from Oz.

One of the coolest things about these books is the fold-out size comparison charts. I love a good size-comparison (and again, this is a big feature of those Petersen’s Guides for Call of Cthulhu, and I am sure it came directly from here).

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shakecup

What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you

Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you

Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up

Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie

Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild

Milk duds: you’re normal

Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control

Reese’s cups: You lack dignity

Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”

Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself

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foreverial

hey. click here if you want to see "goatse" a shock image of a man pulling his asshole apart

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noxtheox

my friend is posting goatse to his #blog. i dont really agree with this kind of thing, but i support his right to do so.

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Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named Winston By: Lil' Porkers Pig Pals From: Pot-bellied Pigs and Other Miniature Pet Pigs 1992

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jncos

Government keeps spamming me with this ad to try and stop me drinking while pregnant (good luck!) but mostly it just makes me want the glass foetus.

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That year, a Hoover Institution economist who advised both Nixon and Reagan named Roger Freeman said the quiet part out loud when he told the San Francisco Chronicle, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education.”

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jncos
depression: you're bad anxiety: second thing pirate comic book website:
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orteil42

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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