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Kabe's Attic

@kabesattic / kabesattic.tumblr.com

Where I store all the brickabrack, the whatnots, and dodads.
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Help!

I'm trapped in Tumblr's hellscape of a "mobile optimised" site and no combination of requesting desktop, clearing cookies/cash, or updating browser has helped! What the in the hell did staff do yesterday???

I almost exclusively use tumblr on my android phone but the app and mobile site range from unbearable to useless - case in point this is the second time I'm posting this because the first time the site went bonkers and wiped my text. The full desktop site is the only thing I'll touch. I do have chrome and dolphin browsers for emergencies, but I'm a basic bitch stuck in my ways using ye old default samsung internet. It's served me fine until today.

Does anyone know how I can fix this mess??

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Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

I found out recently that it’s due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.

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elidyce

Me: I would like to experience this new thing.

My Brain:… no.

Me: Why not?

My Brain: Can’t do it. Not today.

Me: Whyyyyyyyy?

My Brain: Because we are processing at capacity and one more stream is going to crash the whole system. 

Me, aloud: I’m not in the mood to try (new thing) right now.

THIS IS A REAL THING??? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!!?

Wow. that explains… so much

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did-you-know

In the Polish village of Zalipie, all the buildings are covered in painted flowers. Over 100 years ago, when everyone had wood-burning stoves, someone painted a flower on their ceiling to cover a soot stain, and it became a trend. In 1948, the town started an annual painted cottage competition to help recover psychologically from WWII, and now all the homes, churches, bridges and barns are covered in flowers – inside and out. Source Source 2

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

GUYS

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

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reblogged

Y'ALL.

I JUST SAW A MAN RIDING AN ARMCHAIR DOWN THE STREET.

I COULD NOT GET A PICTURE!!!

IT LOOKED LIKE THIS BUT WITH A HIGHER BACK AND WHEELS.

HE WAS AN OLDER MAN WEARING A FACEMASK WITH A DRINK IN THE CUPHOLDER WTF

NEW CRYPTID

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Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

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kabesattic

In case it's not clear, encryption is the stuff that makes sure only you can read your emails, texts, and other messaging formats. The government wants companies to build in a back door to their encryption services for them to access whenever they deem necessary. 

And even if you don't care about the government spying on you, advocacy groups are concerned that once you create a way in hackers are going to try and use it themselves. Meaning any number of bad actors could be spying on you too.

There's pressure for similar legislation in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the UK too, look up the Five Eyes intelligence alliance - it sounds like some crazy conspiracy name but it's REAL. Find out where your local legislation stands and make sure your politicians know you don't want this shit!

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systlin

So boss just put out the schedule for the next month and not a single week do I work less than 60 hours. My friends who work up at the hospital say theirs are the same and usually worse. My friends who work at grocery stores are the same. 

I imagine most essential employees are all in the same boat.

All I’m saying is that we should all simultaneously go on strike after this is under control.

Me @ my co-worker; you know how you were saying how fucked they’d be here if we all just. Left. Anyway lemme tell you about a thing called unions.

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Y’all don’t even get credit half the time for being front-line health care workers, which is bullshit.

I would honestly be astonished if I worked any 5 day weeks for the next several months

People I know keep asking me if I can work from home, and all I have for them is bitter laughter.

Not unless we suddenly get way better at robotics, no

@systlin @dancing-thru-clouds What can those of us who are not working and/or working from home do to help people like you out, aside from staying home & not hoarding medical supplies?

(Can we send you groceries? Or something like that?)

The thought is very sweet, but I’m in a lucky position where I can afford groceries. Probably better than a lot of folks right now, given that my site has authorized any and all overtime for essential personnel until the pandemic is under control.

A little commiseration is nice, and go look after vulnerable people in your community. Food banks are scrambling for supplies right now!

Right? I can afford food and such, and have been using that to help out my friends who are artists and teachers who are now out of a job for A While. But get together a donation for a homeless outreach program or something-I’m really scared for that population

Yeah.

I’ve found a few places online that are selling N95 masks, at inflated prices and incidentally anyone who price gouges like that during a crisis is going to be gnawed by Nidhogg after they die, in-between reporting them for crisis price gouging am seriously considering getting a case and donating it to the hospital.

And donating to the local food bank, because lord knows folks are gonna need it.

@systlin Anyone who has 10 minutes to spend can report price gouging. I’ve been doing it on ebay.  Here’s how: - Take a screencap of the page, which includes the seller name, site URL, item, and price of item being sold. With ebay, this stuff is all at the top, including where they ship from. - Where DO they ship from? One seller on Ebay shipped from New York, NY. I looked up what county that was. Google “price gouging New York”. That sent me to the Attorney Generals’ price gouging form. They had one specific to COVID. I used that one. - Fill out the price gouging online form. Tell them the user ID, what product it is, how much it approximately normally sells for, what the seller is pricing it at. The form will ask for your info, and as much info as you have on them. They can subpeona Amazon, Ebay, wherever for the user’s full info. Don’t worry- they will. - Upload the screenshot. This is important! The listing may be gone, ended, or deleted by the time the AG gets around to it! The screenshot is proof! They can likely get sales history once they have the subpeona, but they need initial proof.

This all takes about 10 minutes. Sometimes less. 

Fuck price gougers.

Good point. Reblogging this for folks who don’t know how to do this.

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

I love this

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katjohnadams

I was (of course it was) in NYC at the time, riding on the R train and this burly, tall, leather and black jeans with fuck off huge steel-plated knee-highs and a fourteen foot lime green mohawk gets on the train and sit’s down, his jansport backpack making this Ghu-awful THUNK as he sets it between his feet. And no one says anything. Everyone saw him because how could you not?

And he opens his bag and starts rustling through it and sets aside some YA novel that I don’t remember but that it had this absolutely lovely lavender purple cover. and then he pulls out his fucking knitting and just goes to town. Just, minding his own business, knitting away intently, listening to his earbuds.

And wasn’t a person on that train gonna say a DAMN thing about it. No one pointed or made any comments because this dude was built to crush motherfuckers. And he was knitting in public so you know he knew no fear and was happy and confident and then this little girl walked away from her mum and walked straight up to him and waved and her mother looked surprised (but not scared, this is NYC - we don’t know fear because we’re too busy). But the guy sees this little girl wave at him and just gives her the BIGGEST SMILE and waves back and takes out an earbud and says hi and they start talking about knitting and how he learned on his own and she wanted to learn and her mother didn’t know. But he suggested that there were knitting clubs and a lot of them were free and would happily help a new little knitter like her.

It was the single most adorable and heart warming thing of my life. Like here’s this dude with a Rancid t-shirt that looks like it was probably printed in someone’s flat fifteen years ago with an anti-nazi patch right over his heart and enough metal in his clothes to be worth recycling but a little girl waved and what type of nasty, heartless fuck doesn’t smile at kids? That ain’t punk.

Used to work at a nature center, which was attached to an elementary school. Occasionally the fire alarms would go off, and for the most part, we’d all just go about our business (weekly fire drills for the kids didn’t mean that the snakes tanks didn’t need cleaning).

In the middle of one of these alarms, I had a lovely 7’ long red rat snake wrapped around me while I was cleaning up. (She was my favorite - active, but polite, never bit or struck or pulled back to threaten it, or musked me, no matter what I did with her). Of course, law of averages, there had to be one that was a “real” alarm. Bunch of big firefighters come in, demanded to know why we weren’t outside with everyone else, the work’s.

And then they started screaming.

High pitched, girly shrieks. As first one, then another, noticed I was wearing a snake.

And, of course, the screaming brought more fire fighters over, who also screamed… let’s just say I had three trucks worth of dudes gathered around me, stunned that I would -wear- a snake. Who, of course, saw new people and was doing her best to make friends.

Once the false alarm was sorted, they all came back, to a man, to meet the snakes. I had enough for each of them to “try one on.”

These big, buff dudes, who risk their lives running into raging fires without a thought, had to hype themselves up for me to put a young hog nose in their palms. Anxiety sweat dropped down their faces and soaked through their undershirts as I let the red and grey rat snakes cool around their arms. When the garden snake slipped down one guy’s collar, I thought he was going to drop dead from a heart attack, right there. But they all did it! And survived!

I just wish I’d taken pictures to show the third graders when they came in after classes finished!

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xfulcrumx

I go to college early or fall semester because of marching band and so do a lot of the fall sports teams right? So I’m in line in the dining hall, waiting for some spaghetti or something and two dudes from the soccer team or football team or something are behind me, just chatting, and I’m alone so I’m lowkey eavesdropping. At some point Sports Boy 1 notices another sports boy and points out the pants he’s wearing to his friend, Sports Boy 2. And he says something along the lines of “Those were the pants I was talking about before. What do you think? Could I pull them off?” And Sports Boy 2 looks around and finds the pants Sports Boy 1 was talking about and goes “yeah I think you could pull them off,” and then he paused and almost like an afterthought said “but you know, what’s important is that you feel confident in them,”

And man I sat there so touched because like, yes bro preach that body postivity to your friend, remind him that it’s not about what other people think but how he feels.

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mizubyte

My life to have witnessed the firefighters meeting the snakes. Bless their hearts 🤣🤣🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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alphaflyer

London Underground, a few years ago. Punk guy - ripped jeans, leathers, multi-coloured mohawk, facial tattoos, safety pins where they really don’t belong, bottle in hand - talking to these two googly-eyed German tourist girls. Tells them how to get to wherever they wanted to go, cool free places in the neighbourhood, what to look out for.  Gets up to leave with the final warning: “Just promise me you’ll be careful who you talk to, okay? Some pretty weird people in this town.”

These are so sweet😄

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fonix-girl

This has gotten better since I last saw it.

Every time this crosses my path, it has beautiful new stories on it.

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greenzara123

My little hero

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smoretime

tattooMoana and tattooMaui on his heart! 

and tattoo necklace te fiti on her heart, her grandma as a stingray on one arm, and maui on her other arm. the best.

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sevdrag

this gave me FEELINGS

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i feel like this thing where people are going stir-crazy and want something to do less than a week after being explicitly ordered to stay home under threat of disease and death kind of blows a hole in that “if we give people universal basic income everybody will just be lazy and won’t want to work” talking point

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jenroses

The number of artists, writers and musicians dumping output for free to cheer us up is right there in the “people will do productive things because the things need to be done” department.

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reblogged

watching purity arguments transform online has been….wild. First it was “write what you want, but tag it so that people who are triggered or uncomfortable can avoid” which, reasonable enough. Then it was “You can only write bad stuff if you explain your trauma to the internet at large and spell out exactly why you like writing about that bad stuff. If you don’t know if you’re traumatized or aren’t sure why you’re attracted to certain fiction you’re evil.” Now apparently it’s “you’re evil for writing fucked up stuff. doesn’t matter if it’s to process trauma, doesn’t matter if you yourself are a survivor, there’s certain content that can’t be written and you’re a bad person if you write it.”

what the fuck, guys. Word replace extensions exist. Tags on ao3 exist. You know who else exists? Trauma survivors who write bad stories to safely dissect and process what happened to them. People who are afraid of bad things happening to them and who write them down happening in a fictional setting so that they aren’t carrying that fear around with them and so that they can practice the idea that you can be okay after something awful happens. People who like stuff that you don’t like and who respect your right to avoid that content. In return, please fucking respect creators enough not to say they’re evil because they write evil characters. Writing about a murder has never made anybody a murderer. This attitude about fiction isn’t helping anybody. In fact, it’s literally just teaching survivors that they can’t talk about what happened to them. I’ve known multiple people who needed to talk and process their trauma and were afraid to because of purity culture. Fuck that noise, write whatever, and tag appropriately.  And if you bully people for doing that? Fuck. Off. Do not follow me. Do not read my sweet, fluffy, innocent fics. Do not interact. 

What’s been much wilder is having been part of the group in 2003 going “it would be nice if we made a habit of telling people if a fic is going to have, say, a violent rape in it so it doesn’t come as a really harmful shock. You know, like how on TV they say ‘this program contains material that may be disturbing to some viewers’. That would be great and allow those of us with, for instance, PTSD to participate in fandom at a lower personal cost.”

…..and then watching shit get to the kind of bullshit OP ACCURATELY describes. Which like: is still bullshit.

It’s polite and decent to either put appropriate notes on your stuff or use a blanket “caveat lector” (of which “choose not to warn” is an example) to allow others to curate their experience. And that’s where that one ends.

no one’s saying you can’t write about dark subjects, just don’t publicly post content that paints abusive shit as romantic/desirable. that’s it. you wanna write a story that includes abuse? cool. you wanna write a story that romanticizes abuse, make no sort of disclaimer making it clear that it’s NOT desirable, and then post it where anyone could find it? not cool. I know way too many people who’ve fallen into abusive situations because media has convinced them that shit is healthy. write whatever you want but please just be fucking responsible with it.

Nope. No one can or should expect you to spell out that abuse is wrong. It’s assumed, if you’re tagging “abuse cw”, that you understand that abuse is wrong. That’s why you’re tagging it–because you know it’s a trigger and that people should be able to avoid. Tagging, and tagging properly, is the full extent of responsibility required by authors. It’s completely absurd to assume that an author writing something dark and messed up doesn’t know it’s dark and messed up, and I’m baffled as to why so many people do assume that kind of thing. Please go to a public library. There are no disclaimers explaining the author’s intentions. Sometimes, hundreds of years after an author’s death, people are STILL arguing about whether an author was romanticizing or calling out various tropes. That’s what makes literature what it is–you have to think critically about it. (And on that note! It is NOT obvious whether someone is romanticizing something or not! That’s an incredibly subjective thing. Also, some authors may just not be good at writing, and you might assume they were romanticizing something when in fact they weren’t trying to do that at all, and guess what, those authors still don’t deserve harassment! They’re allowed to be bad writers or to have a style that not everyone interprets correctly!) I truly do not understand why it’s suddenly considered reasonable to assume every single person thinks abuse is good unless they specifically say it isn’t. That’s a weird thing to assume! And yes, lots and lots and lots and LOTS of people are EXPLICITLY saying you can’t write about dark stuff. Like, so many people. I’m glad you haven’t run into them yet, but I have, and they get nasty when you say “actually I expected you to enforce your own boundaries and offered you plenty of opportunity to do so, why did you get mad at me for creating content you don’t like,” which is why I originally made the post.

funny how we can’t go back in time to prevent authors of the past from writing problematic shit… 🤔

obviously I can’t physically stop you or anyone else from writing what you want. but the fact that “take some responsibility for what you post publicly” is apparently a controversial statement is……. concerning

No, you’re deliberately twisting my statement in order to make it harder to disagree with you. You are narrowly defining “responsibility” as “explicitly say that abuse is bad all the time because otherwise everyone should assume you believe something is good just because you’ve written it”. This is controversial not because I or other people generally think abuse is good, but because it ignores the responsibility that authors are already taking by tagging and age restricting their work. “Abuse” as a word refers to a bad thing. A fic tagged “abuse cw” implies that the abuse is bad. A fic tagged “no warnings used” means “I chose not to use warnings, so you may or may not find bad stuff in here”. In both of these cases, the explicit “abuse is bad” line is redundant, and thus should not be expected of authors. (and because this has come up before–this does not refer to MISTAGGED work. An author who tags “no warnings needed” when they did need warnings does not fall into the category of people who can be assumed to know abuse is bad. Likewise, someone who uses incorrect terms (like for example, tagging “blood” instead of “graphic violence”) for what happens in their fic–I’m only talking about correct tags. Tagged writing does not require further explanation, because the tags ARE explicit condemnation of certain types of content.) It’s not any author’s job to explain to you that abuse is wrong. If you do not already understand this and expect other people to understand this, then you are either too young to be unsupervised on the internet, or the people who should have taught you about abuse failed you. Those are serious issues that can put you in danger, and I’m not trying to downplay them. However, it’s not my responsibility to educate my readers about abuse being bad. I’m an adult who does not have children, and does not expect readers of my dark works to be children, and explicitly tells children to avoid content I think could harm them. I take responsibility for my work by tagging it and instructing children to avoid it (either explicitly or through “check this box if you’re eighteen or over” messages). You are asking me to further soapbox about how abuse is wrong every time I write something, which is unnecessary and I’m not going to do it. I expect my readers to take responsibility for themselves and either avoid dark content that I’ve tagged, to ask an adult they trust to talk to them about concepts they may have questions about….or even to ask me directly if they’re unsure about something. There are some problems that are real, and that can hurt people, and that are also not my problem to solve. What you’re describing, the idea that some people may never have been taught that abuse is wrong, is one of those problems that is real, and can hurt people, and is also not mine to solve. I am also concerned that your response to the concept “people have discussions about whether content is problematic or not” is “it would be nice to be able to prevent problematic content from existing”. The existence of discussion around a work does not mean the work is problematic. This type of black and white thinking is not healthy.

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ineskew

“funny how we can’t go back in time to prevent authors of the past from writing problematic shit”

So we’re advocating for banning books here on tumblr dot com? The progressive, correct thing to do is to ban books? I mean, I knew that’s what this conversation was heading toward, but I didn’t expect to see it said so plainly.

The American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom has a good section on banned books if anyone’s interested in learning about censorship and why it’s bad. Their Freedom to Read Statement is particularly relevant:

We therefore affirm these propositions:
1. It is in the public interest for publishers and librarians to make available the widest diversity of views and expressions, including those that are unorthodox, unpopular, or considered dangerous by the majority.
[…]
4. There is no place in our society for efforts to coerce the taste of others, to confine adults to the reading matter deemed suitable for adolescents, or to inhibit the efforts of writers to achieve artistic expression.
5. It is not in the public interest to force a reader to accept the prejudgment of a label characterizing any expression or its author as subversive or dangerous.
6. It is the responsibility of publishers and librarians, as guardians of the people’s freedom to read, to contest encroachments upon that freedom by individuals or groups seeking to impose their own standards or tastes upon the community at large….

We are not publishers or librarians, but we are a self-regulating community—therefore I believe we have a responsibility to self regulate in a way that preserves our community’s intellectual and creative freedom.

This is the first addition that’s included the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom’s Freedom to Read Statement, but I really have to break it to you, so many people on tumblr.hell are in fact advocating for the banning of books. And most of them do what the previous commenter did, by assuming that the existence of conversation around a book’s themes (ie. thoughts happening instead of mindless gobbling of whatever propaganda is in style this month), that inherently means that whoever thinks the worst thing about the book is right. This displays a worrying trend, where people in progressive circles have decided that in any conversation, whoever’s angriest is right, and whoever has the most extreme or fearmongering view should be in charge of regulating things for the rest of us. Or, they advocate age restricting period books so only adults can read them. Literally. Because I guess knowing why you’re suddenly gushing blood from your nether regions is dangerous??? Antis, radfems, and exclusionists. The only groups where “progressive” means “Teaming up with fundamentalist christian and alt-right groups to restrict freedoms and increase support for authoritarianism”

It’s absolutely astounding that you have children on this hideous garbage hellsite who honestly believe that unless you put up a glaring neon sign denouncing A Thing, you must unequivocally support it.

Policing your own online experience shouldn’t be seen as an unreasonable expectation. It’s something you’re obligated to do when you start going online without parent supervision.

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