So i was browsing on Twitter and…
I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING
GOTY
HE WAS WORKING THERE
Now You See Me 2 really missed the opportunity to name the movie “Now You Don’t”.
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
IM SO FUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT
HOLY FUCK
Judi Dench is my favorite M.
BEST M.
Always reblog M sass.
I’m going to miss her so much
What if Pearl isn’t Mr. Krabs’ actual daughter, but he is her sugar daddy? That would explain why she calls him “daddy” and why all she wants from him is money to go shopping.
What if you go to church this sunday
Ú-ethelithon. Estelio guru lîn ne dagor. Ethelithach.
When I wake up on a Sunday morning with a slight hangover, in the gym with no makeup on, that’s who Natalie Dormer really is. The girl next door who gets a spot on her forehead occasionally. I would embrace the opportunity to play more of those kinds of girls, who don’t have that arsenal of sexuality. (x)
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
oh man, some new ones popped up in here. excellent.
this post… is tumblr
“hyperinflation” means different things depending on if you’re an economist or a furry
art buddies are sO IMPORTANT
some mark watney things
- when he gets home hes a horrifically slow driver to the point where hes pulled over 5 times per week on average, but the cops always seem to understand when they see who it is - he’s terrified of thunder storms and he hates it– they remind him of the nights in the hab when he would watch the ceiling anxiously and listen to the planet shake - he goes almost a full year without eating a potato, but he doesnt hate them. he finds it hard to hate the thing that kept him alive and with company for so long - certain disco songs actually trigger him to go into anxiety attacks (lewis apologizes profusely; hes not angry with her) - he finds showering everyday to be uncomfortable but he loves water; he swims whenever he can and just revels in the fact that hes not d r y for once - he cries when he first sees his mom and dad and he tells his mom how her emails kept him going - when his logs get to earth he loves that they motivate so many people to go into science and he LOVES becoming a meme (“im gonna have to science the shit out of this” “fuck you mars”) - he lovingly reads through as much of his fanmail as possible and he has a room dedicated to it, with art and short stories and poems people sent him. occasionally he’ll write back but it takes a lot out of him - he has a shirt that says “fuck you mars” on it - when he first meets mindy park he just grabs her and hugs her and thanks her for realizing that he was alive; she just blushes and pats his back awkwardly - he and rich go out for drinks and they become good friends!! - the crew become closer than ever and mark is the best man at beck’s wedding - mark adopts a cat and just enjoys the quiet company - he gets overwhelmed at crowded functions and martinez always has him covered when he needs to disappear outside for awhile - he starts a youtube channel and just talks abt his experience on mars and his love of science and why botany IS a real science - he spends so much time outside, just breathing in the life and the air and the scents of earth - his favorite photo on his instagram is the one of him posing on top of his “grave” with a rose in his mouth (martinez took it)
i just…. really love star trek
again based of this post because its my favourite [x]
steve leaving post-its on bucky’s arm with little notes and messages and bucky thinks it’s fucking adorable. ….
Then Bucky starts leaving post-it-notes on Steve’s shield….
son of R H A E G A R T A R G A R Y E N and L Y A N N A S T A R K , rightful heir to the I R O N T H R O N E of westeros. (x)