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anthonypham dirty thirty. happy birthday harry.

i’m so brave for enduring it every day (being a girl in my 20s)

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

Kanenori

grwm to forgive myself

customer: ... and honestly it's kind of shitty that you guys close at 4 when it said online that --

my zweihander i keep underneath the counter beckoning to me: MY BROTHER/COME JOIN ME/IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER

my hand: [involuntarily twitches toward the hilt of my blade]

well... maybe ooone small sip of the sinister potion wouldn't hurt anything

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

by pollikimmart

god gave us free will for a reason (plays on the computer for 12 hours a day)

ok bye I’m putting lemon juice on my penis tip

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

Harry on stage at Stade de France, Paris - June 1

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

who up pushing their boulder