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2D tilts her head as well as Ghirahim asks about Satan, reminding herself he is a different species of a demon and is having a different master obviously. “O-Oh.. Never mind then ~ It’s hard to explain him.” the demoness answers with a side smirk before landing to the ground again right in front of the male’s feet. Hell, he is tall! The white haired maybe is two heads smaller than Ghirahim but since 2D always was the shortest one it isn’t wondering her anymore. Ghirahim’s next sentence causes the small demoness to grin widely, mixed with a gentle giggle. “By all means dear, I’m far away from a ‘lady’ . The things I do isn’t actually deserving a high title like you have. ” she answers calmly but actually is more than happy about that Ghirahim would already like her.

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“Regardless of what you have done, you still are a lady to me~ And I could listen to you tell me about your Satan, I’ve got time, darling~” Ghirahim smirked, and cupped her cheek. “We’ve already established we enjoy each others company, have we not?~”

2D can’t help but purr suddenly as Ghirahim’s hand meet her cheek while looking up to him like she is in a rush of something . Psychical contact is a rather rare event to her and isn’t quite used to this. Noticing her noise 2D’s eyes widden and she quickly takes the male’s hand into hers. “If you are interested to hear that… I better tell you everything.. Maybe at a better place?” the demoness suggest with a hard try not to suddenly flush. She will show everything but nkt her weak side yet! 2D is way too stubborn for that.

Ghirahim chuckled and gave her hand a squeeze. “Information is one of my favourite things to have, my dear~” He smirked, oh yes~ Information was very useful. And he could just tell this girl would be of much use to him, and be a good provider of company too. “Fly us away then, love~” He winked charmingly and brought her hand to his lips, placing a kiss upon it.

2D tries her hardest not to gasp as Ghirahim places a kiss down to her hand , giving him a cocky smile instead that just says ‘what an ass you are!’ Nevertheless the demoness nods and intertwines her fingers with his while stepping closer to him. “Don’t scare again, Lord Ghirahim ~” she teases Ghirahim before a sudden blue fire starts to surround the two demons immediately before it teleports them away from the place the two were just standing, more far away from Hyrule. The fire disappears and both are landing at a large village, standing on top of the roof. “You’re okay, ‘darling’?” 2D starts to ask while turning grinning around to him. ghirahim-the-demon-blade

“Teleporting I do quite often, my sweet~” Ghirahim winked. He looked around and tilted his head. “Why are we here…? And where is here?” His brow furrowing as he gazed upon this large village. “And here I thought you’d be doing some explaining~”

“We’re far away from this land Hyrule.. It starts to get dark and I have no free patience for some freaking zombies again… Especially when you thought you could eat them..” 2D answers more in a murmur before stepping a little for until the small demoness stands to the edge of the house while staring out to the evening sky that slowly would turn to a black color. “You want information? You get it.. Without anyone else will hearing us. This village is empty since I joined this realm some weeks ago.. Such a delicious snack ~” 2D giggles out before glancing over her shoulder to look a Ghirahim.

“You ate them all?!” Ghirahim groaned. “Who will my master rule over now!” He sighed and shook his head. “You must control your gluttonous actions….”

2D giggles gladly amused about Ghirahim’s shocking words, turning around to him. “But gluttony won’t do something to me.. I’m not crazy, just hungry.” she demoness answers like a innocent school girl towards the male demon. “A I believe we all have a little deadly sin inside of us~” the small female adds as she slowly nears Ghirahim with a widely grin on her lips. “Even you my dear.. Something is inside of you.” flying in the air again 2D meets Ghirahim’s eye level, grinning widely to him. “Is it pride… Or even the lust?” Oh yes! It’s obvious to see that 2D now tried to be a teasingly flirter toward the male.

Ghirahim chuckled and shrugged. “I suspect we may never know, maybe its a combination of most~” He folded his arms and looked her over. “You don’t lust for power however you lust for food, why do you eat the pathetic humans? Why not something else?” He asked tilting his head curiously.

2D simply just stares to Ghirahim for a longer time before she releases a little sigh and starts landing back to her feet. The smaller demoness looks like a child in front of the male with her body size. Wrapping her arms around her own waist she turns her head away just for a little. “ It’s just.. my uncontrolable hunger.. I don’t choose my meal, I hunt everything that has flesh and blood. Animals, humans or even other demons.. my little cannibalic vein..” she adds with a chuckle before she looks back up to Ghirahim . “HUman or not, I don’t care what they are. For me they are a walking feast of meat~”

Ghirahim raised an eyebrow. "And where do I sit on this food chain, dear? I can't say metal will sit well in stomach craving flesh and gore~ Do I smell, do I look very appetizing to you?" He leaned in lightly moved her chin and tilt her head up, looking in her eyes. "Tell me, little cannibal, what do you think of me?"

Believe Believe Believe

The motto of the books, the motto of the fandom, this is what we follow…

… This is what we should be following.

But in light of recent events, I think a lot of us have forgotten. Forgotten what this fandom is about. Forgotten that we’re here to create our own stories, our own worlds!  And yet we depend so solely on ‘canon material’, we give up, we lose hope, we go on hiatus because we can not think of our own stories, our own adventures.

No, I’m not having a go at those who get stressed, who have to leave because of writers block, of stress, depression, but to think that when it comes to a fandom based on creativity, imagination, hope and wonder and fun! We get stuck on lack of material!

There are so many OC’s here, so many backstories that were made from your beautiful, amazing, minds. Even the canon character roleplay blogs have their own take on their characters, you’re all so different, and that’s what makes you unique and amazing!

How many roleplays have you had that was a story on it’s own? How many times has your character done something that you did not expect? That was new and exciting? Opinions and ideas and actions that your character has done on it’s own will and your imagination.

But really, this isn’t the focus of my rant.

Pitch is Winning.

Pardon the fandom metaphor, but that’s the base of it. A blog has appeared that spreads negativity and hate, and the fandom turns and reacts to it by giving up,  “Oh this fandom is so toxic,” “Oh it’s so negative…”

Are you all giving up? Just like that? Are you going to turn your backs on the Guardians, on all your creations, roleplays, art, everything… because of some negativity?

You are all so brilliant, and I would love to roleplay with each and every one of you, I would love to see your art, love to read your fanfictions. I would love to hear you talk about how much this fandom means to you… or even just how your day is going. I hope it’s going well.

Now is not the time to hang up the towel.

Now is the time to tell your fellow partners you love the way they write, how you adore the way they draw. Now is the time to ask people how their day went, to ask if they’re okay. Now is the time to spread smiles and love! Hope and Wonder! Fun and Dreams! Memories of all the good times you’ve had here…

Now is not the time, to go on hiatus, and give up.

Now is not the time to let the darkness push forward.

There is negativity out there, react with positivity! We are the Guardians of the Guardians. All of us, every person in this fandom, as distant as they are, as far away as they’ve drifted.

We should use this to become closer. Not drift apart.

Let me rule you / Loki and Ghirahim ~

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It’s nighttime at the realm called Hyrule. The fields are in complete silence while to stars cover the black clear sky. Well.. Until the silence got broken. A blue wormhole like portal starts to open above the night sky until a rainbow ray falls down to the ground, burns a huge into the grass. Until one minute everything is over and a silhouette starts to raise from the ground. “Where by the nine worlds…” It’s Loki during his try to find new realms to explore and maybe also connect with his new Kingdom Asgard since he made it to dethrone allfather Odin. The chaos God throws his midnight black hair back into its usual haircut as his emerald green eyes scans th area. “This is the kingdom Hyrule?… I expected more..” Loki murmurs to himself with a slightly disappointed sigh before shrugging and leaves his position where he teleported himself. Apparently he caught a bad time. It’s night and no light is to see in the distance. Letting his golden scepter appear into his right palm the God of mischief uses his magic to create a small green flame to light the environment. Hopefully no one would get curious because of that…

Ghirahim was sleeping in a tree and was awoken by the light with a start, and he fell out yelping. “What the-?!” He narrowed his eyes.

Loki can’t hear the noise in the distance as he tries to concentrate himself to walk straight out without anyone would attack him or something else. As soon as the chaos God reached a high willow he immediately notices somebody laying to the ground. Friend or enemy? The black haired stays carefully yet, strange realm strange people. The now-king of Asgard slowly crouches down while holding his small green flame and meets the other’s eye level, tiling his head down. “Did you see tho light..?” Loki asks instead of a greet and glares down to the strange male with a colder gaze.

Ghirahim glared back just as coldly. “Indeed I did! Did you cause that?! You disturbed my nap! I FELL OUT OF THE FUCKING TREE, YOU PRICK!” He took a few deep breaths and tried to calm down. He cleared his throat and flipped his hair. “Whatever. What I mean to say is… Who the hell are you?” He folded his arms and narrowed his eyes, studying this strange man. He did seem to have a good taste in fashion, he would give him that but ugh! That awful colour green… He supposed he could forgive that, it wasn’t really THAT bad of a colour. He shook his head trying to stay on topic. Its a hard thing to stay focused when you’re angry and trying to calm down.

Loki raises his brows as there other suddenly started to yell at him, simply could do something to him so he would regret to call Loki a prick. BUT the God also has to remind himself that he entered a new realm and to have a new enemy after one minute isn’t a good idea. “I wasn’t expecting someone sleeping in the trees..” the chaos god murmures before letting his small green flame fly around and leaves his hand. “I am Loki, King of Asgard.. God of Mischief, chaos, and lies.” Loki introduces himself now in a rather calmer way before he raises himself from the ground, offers the other male his hand to get up as well. “I’m sure you never hear of me.. Did you hurt yourself?” actually Loki wouldn’t pay attention to a stranger if he hurt himself but like Loki said… No enemies! Maybe this new found man can be usefully sooner or later.. Who knows?

"No, I can't say that I have. And my well-being is none of your concern, you fool!" Ghirahim snapped. "Honestly have some common courtesy, show some respect you big headed-" Suddenly he stopped mid-rant and looked surprised. "...Did you just say you're... A king~ Of a place I haven't heard of, no less?" He smirked slightly. "Well why didn't you say so in the beginning! Welcome, your majesty~" He bowed extremely dramatically.

2D tilts her head as well as Ghirahim asks about Satan, reminding herself he is a different species of a demon and is having a different master obviously. “O-Oh.. Never mind then ~ It’s hard to explain him.” the demoness answers with a side smirk before landing to the ground again right in front of the male’s feet. Hell, he is tall! The white haired maybe is two heads smaller than Ghirahim but since 2D always was the shortest one it isn’t wondering her anymore. Ghirahim’s next sentence causes the small demoness to grin widely, mixed with a gentle giggle. “By all means dear, I’m far away from a ‘lady’ . The things I do isn’t actually deserving a high title like you have. ” she answers calmly but actually is more than happy about that Ghirahim would already like her.

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“Regardless of what you have done, you still are a lady to me~ And I could listen to you tell me about your Satan, I’ve got time, darling~” Ghirahim smirked, and cupped her cheek. “We’ve already established we enjoy each others company, have we not?~”

2D can’t help but purr suddenly as Ghirahim’s hand meet her cheek while looking up to him like she is in a rush of something . Psychical contact is a rather rare event to her and isn’t quite used to this. Noticing her noise 2D’s eyes widden and she quickly takes the male’s hand into hers. “If you are interested to hear that… I better tell you everything.. Maybe at a better place?” the demoness suggest with a hard try not to suddenly flush. She will show everything but nkt her weak side yet! 2D is way too stubborn for that.

Ghirahim chuckled and gave her hand a squeeze. “Information is one of my favourite things to have, my dear~” He smirked, oh yes~ Information was very useful. And he could just tell this girl would be of much use to him, and be a good provider of company too. “Fly us away then, love~” He winked charmingly and brought her hand to his lips, placing a kiss upon it.

2D tries her hardest not to gasp as Ghirahim places a kiss down to her hand , giving him a cocky smile instead that just says ‘what an ass you are!’ Nevertheless the demoness nods and intertwines her fingers with his while stepping closer to him. “Don’t scare again, Lord Ghirahim ~” she teases Ghirahim before a sudden blue fire starts to surround the two demons immediately before it teleports them away from the place the two were just standing, more far away from Hyrule. The fire disappears and both are landing at a large village, standing on top of the roof. “You’re okay, ‘darling’?” 2D starts to ask while turning grinning around to him. ghirahim-the-demon-blade

“Teleporting I do quite often, my sweet~” Ghirahim winked. He looked around and tilted his head. “Why are we here…? And where is here?” His brow furrowing as he gazed upon this large village. “And here I thought you’d be doing some explaining~”

“We’re far away from this land Hyrule.. It starts to get dark and I have no free patience for some freaking zombies again… Especially when you thought you could eat them..” 2D answers more in a murmur before stepping a little for until the small demoness stands to the edge of the house while staring out to the evening sky that slowly would turn to a black color. “You want information? You get it.. Without anyone else will hearing us. This village is empty since I joined this realm some weeks ago.. Such a delicious snack ~” 2D giggles out before glancing over her shoulder to look a Ghirahim.

“You ate them all?!” Ghirahim groaned. “Who will my master rule over now!” He sighed and shook his head. “You must control your gluttonous actions….”

2D giggles gladly amused about Ghirahim’s shocking words, turning around to him. “But gluttony won’t do something to me.. I’m not crazy, just hungry.” she demoness answers like a innocent school girl towards the male demon. “A I believe we all have a little deadly sin inside of us~” the small female adds as she slowly nears Ghirahim with a widely grin on her lips. “Even you my dear.. Something is inside of you.” flying in the air again 2D meets Ghirahim’s eye level, grinning widely to him. “Is it pride… Or even the lust?” Oh yes! It’s obvious to see that 2D now tried to be a teasingly flirter toward the male.

Ghirahim chuckled and shrugged. "I suspect we may never know, maybe its a combination of most~" He folded his arms and looked her over. "You don't lust for power however you lust for food, why do you eat the pathetic humans? Why not something else?" He asked tilting his head curiously.

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