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High School Fashion, 1969

What a trip.

Wow these photos are stunning

Some of these outfits are the raddest things Iโ€™ve ever seen.

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knitmeapony

Can we talk about the tights.

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emmagrant01

The existence of photos like these (and similar photos from the 70s and 80s and so on) makes me wonder yet again why current-day movies set in this time never seem to be able to get the hair and clothing right.

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im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

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draumboosky

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didnโ€™t beat the meat. Didnโ€™t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

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swedebeast

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

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powerarmor

me: humanity is awful i canโ€™t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

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intercal

This is the American Gothic. If youโ€™ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

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glubtier

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out itโ€™s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OPโ€™s point.ย 

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why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

Thatโ€™s because itโ€™s from a series of veryโ€ฆ Odd Game Boy advertisement.

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sanic-x

is this abstract art

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

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hemaris

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kidsโ€™ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and thereโ€™s like 20 counting locomotives alone, donโ€™t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove theyโ€™re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their trainโ€™s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train whoโ€™s like โ€œha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mphโ€ and the 4 cabin train will be likeย โ€œfuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabinsโ€ and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and wentย โ€œthatโ€™s percyโ€ so i guess thatโ€™s his take on the situation

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. ย 

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moonblossom

Iโ€™ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

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livinggeist

I WASNโ€™T READY

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called โ€œmaybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)โ€. now, itโ€™s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i donโ€™t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because heโ€™s so ugly itโ€™s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second heโ€™s in the living room, the next heโ€™s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

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iopele

โ€ฆ this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

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Power outages are homophobic

Elaborateโ€ฆ

Iโ€™m gay and they are inconveniencing me

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