Well, shit.

i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

less than 1 horse power tho

1 catpower

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

Top-rated A:TLA episodes according to IMDb

the sims is 98% putting the toilet roll decoration in a usable position in the bathroom and placing an authentically askance hair dryer on the dresser, 2% playing or whatever

Highwayman: Your money or your life!

Me, the Last Dragonborn, Dragon of the North, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Protector of Solitude, Thane of Nine Holds, Champion of the Nine Divines and of Sixteen Daedric Princes: oh no

Nicole Moon (via 1995june)

wakes up and goes to my assigned security guard position standing near a barrel that’s bright red and has a flame printed on it

I have no choice.  When friends watched this and proceeded to spit milk and cereal ALL OVER THE PLACE I had to reblog it.

@tiergan-vashir

this is a work of art