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@19mhenry

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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

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sushinfood

okay this one made me laugh

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Reblog tf out of this if you still love Taylor Michael Caniff because he was the one that was here when no one else was

can we get to 1,000 notes so I can show him on twitter ?

Can we get a 1,000 notes,please.

Let’s get 1000

How about 10,000

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reblogged
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raviolimatt

I'm bored so reblog this and I'll ship each of you! (A follow would be darling too)

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Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

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w-for-wumbo

can you believe it’s not butter butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

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capri-dun

This weekend, two students in my school committed suicide.  A few upperclassmen got thousands of sticky notes and wrote nice sayings on them and put one on every single locker in the school in hopes of lifting everyone’s spirits and making sure everyone knows that they aren’t alone

((This deserves more notes.))

If you don’t note this or Reblog this… You have no soul

I don’t have a soul but I will still reblog this

I love this!

You’re free to reblog or not reblog whatever you want, but this is nice.

My school did this as well after someone committed suicide.

Most people laughed and ripped them up, or had fun sticking them to their friends.

I still have mine.

Because you never know when you may need that little reminder

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EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

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hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

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