im not even sorry
Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.
[ID: Facebook post by Jay Allen: I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning… it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize… Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifelHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWholslnHereAslWasFalling #ThoughtlWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor
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mistreating him
petting him
People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,
and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
We have elected to remove you from the polycule, as combat data recorded over several engagements indicates you are failing to synergise with your allies’ skillsets and are actively hindering operational efficiency
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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy
dedenne reblogged
A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy
dedenne reblogged
A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy
dedenne reblogged
A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy
dedenne reblogged
A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy
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biting someone's muzzle is a love language
sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like
gloomy444ngel-deactivated202403
The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn't mean what it means, that it's just for "buff and mayyybe a little chubby" "dad bod" "strongman build" whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.
Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you're barging in and pretending they never belonged there.
hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.