it takes an ocean not to break

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus

Aang, forming the Gaang: I need the best possible teachers of water-, earth- and firebending if I'm going to be ready to face the Fire Lord when the comet comes

Korra, forming the Krew: I need a beautiful genius girlfriend and a pair of just the SEXIEST himbos

This is it. My favorite avatar post. 

DIEGO LUNA as Cassian Andor in ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY dir. by Gareth Edwards · 2016

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

big mood

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

from the Midnight Sun amazon page.

the fact that the official advertising is stylistically indistinguishable from an image i would have made and posted to my myspace page in 2008 is incredible

geralt of rivia is the most relatable game protagonist of all time bc 90% of his dialogue is just him talking to himself and monologueing details of his investigations like he’s in an episode of CSI

geralt, completely alone, to absolutely no one: “hm. poor bastard’s eyes have been gouged out. he probably didn’t...see that coming.”

current mood

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.