Crown R Duchess

this sounds 100% legit 

anyway

this explains so much about my sense of humor

Happy 91st birthday to Queen Elizabeth who is celebrating by attending the Dubai Duty Free Spring Trials and Beer Festival at Newbury Racecourse. 

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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

Who asked them anyway?

Things don’t need to benefit men to be useful!!!

The Beatles discography 1963-1966 [Part 1 / 2]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

drag him dj