• Traumatised Orphan
• Suicide Man
• The man with a plan
• I love my sister enough that I’d kill a man. 
• I love my brother. A whole lot
• Strong Farmer Boy
• The only reason why they can call themselves an detective agency. 
• The doctor who murderises you
• grandpa with wicked sword
• traumatised orphan 2: now with demon

• Senpai Notice me
• Am I a boy or a girl? Doesn’t matter I stab people.
• Short
• We’d accuse him of pdeophilla, but he pays us.
• umbrella lady with demon that kills people
• We made combustible lemons happen. 
• I have two guns.
• “Let me help you”
• old man who has knockback II on his hands

• I pay people so I can become stronger. 
• I make a room so I can trap people in them.
• Cthulhu
• Oh ew dude you have things growing out of your neck. 
• You have sinned in the eyes of god
•  I’ll bring back my family’s honor. 
• I don’t like heights but here’s a 40 step plan to success
• I only joined to impress my crush rival
• I can’t be bothered to button my shirt the entire way

1. “Aah! That tickles!”
2. “whAT IS THAT?!”
3. “woah what happened while I was gone”
4. “wait no that’s mine what are you doing”
5. “No, I’m paying”
6. “It’s fine, stop worrying about me”
7. “dON’T TELL ME I CAN’T DO THAT I WILL DO THAT THING ALL I WANT”
8. “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen”
9. “just tAKE THE JACKET”
10. “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public”
11. “Well, that was certainly awkward”
12. “waIT DON’T RUN AT ME I’LL FALL”
13. “are… are you awake? Did you fall asleep already”
14. “great, what did you bring home this time?”
15. “I don’t know why you don’t like this outfit on you. You look splendid.”
16. “aaah I can’t stop blushing… No you’re not helping at all”
17. “I can’t believe they spelled your name wrong again”
18. “enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS”
19. “I can’t… I can’t believe you actually remembered…”
20. “Put some clothes on already, jeez! We have company coming!”
21. “okay, and how much money did you spend on that thing?”
22. “I wish we could stay here forever”
23. “who was that? oh… your cousin…”
24. “You okay? You seem a little off today”
25. “I’m fine”
26. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
27. “c-can I hold your hand?..”
28. “GIVE ME YOUR HAND”
29. “oh, remember when you used to wear that all the time? Good times.”
30. “you can’t run so it’ll be faster if I just carry you”
31. “You don’t need to tell me— I’ve memorized your order by now”
32. “y-you look… you look very nice.”
33. “did that person just take a picture of us?”
34. “c’mon, let’s dance!”
35. “oh mY GOD ARE THESE YOUR BABY PICTURES???”
36. “oh, we are not letting you drive when you’re like this”
37. “you’re a nerd. but my favorite nerd.”
38. “why do you find those cute I hate those pictures of myself”
39. “you’re very warm… It’s nice.”
40. “You know what? I wasn’t even surprised by that. I’m that used to you.”
41. “Wait, stay right there— I’ve got a song for you”
42. “oh thank goodness… I didn’t think you’d still be here.”
43. “You don’t have to do this if you’re scared”
44. “EVERY TIME I SAY THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME PUN”
45. “I can’t believe you actually bought that”
46. “that… that was a lot different than I thought it’d be”
47. “no stop i’M HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH”
48. “let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that”
49. “You’re too sweet”
50. “ah, you’re up. how’d you sleep?”

#Get yourself a man who can do both